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We chased away a bike thief from Nunhead today back from whence he came over ED way, we know that's his habitat because he fled on some no doubt stolen bike, leaving his dirty old East Dulwich piss stained trousers behind him. The label inside could clearly be seen with the Tag , the White Stuff and there was a foxtons flyer in the back pocket. No doubt he was trying to sell the bike to buy to fund his Over Expensive Bread Habit. Bleeding ED organic flour junkies x
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Ani-Warnerke Wrote:

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> We chased away a bike thief from Nunhead today

> back from whence he came over ED way, we know

> that's his habitat because he fled on some no

> doubt stolen bike, leaving his dirty old East

> Dulwich piss stained trousers behind him. The

> label inside could clearly be seen with the Tag ,

> the White Stuff and there was a foxtons flyer in

> the back pocket. No doubt he was trying to sell

> the bike to buy to fund his Over Expensive Bread

> Habit. Bleeding ED organic flour junkies x


Now stop it AW, the 'from' is redundant, whence on its own will suffice.

There are worse things in life than pissed pants you know.

iaineasy Wrote:

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> damn that pissy trousered git stole my karma bike,

> and it seems his habit is not crack but bread and

> free coffee from foxtons the world has gone to

> pot.


Simmer down Ian, he's quite bad enough with the crack, wheat and caffeine without offering him cannabis. Chuckle.

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