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Feeling gutted about not being able to go out, but then realising that you're much happier indoors with some cans and a joint.


Hating bands like Arctic Monkeys.


Being able to finally afford the guitar you want, but looking to bald and fat to look cool with it.

..thinking that high heels are not as comfortable anymore and opting for more sensible shoes argh...


...thinking that its easier to stay at home all snuggled up with a glass of wine instead of the sheer bother of getting ready to go out to a noisy bar.


..the realisation that your boss would only have been 6 years old when you began your career


..highlight of the weekend is a visit to the garden centre and a good play on radio 4 LOL....

Oh, a clumsy construct "I" say but let it ride


Too general is "younger Eye's" parents differentiate you see as in "youngest" or "son/daughter"


Perk up please


We are a discerning audience , perform or "ship out"



Burhhhhhhhappp !! (fog horn)




W**F

Sub group cross over.


So when stealing the "Booze" & whilst staying at your parents/their Grandparents house you negated to check which of your children had cleaned their teeth



Very well


You believe it, so in delusion we too may accept this "Scenario" as real



I like garden paths BTW



Press ups ?




W**F

???? Wrote:

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> Gawd, where do I start...Currently, telling the

> umpteenth person under 30 that Wild Horses was in

> fact originally a Rolling Stones' song and not

> written for Susan bloody Doyle (Boyle?).....


Telling someone that Hallelujah was done better before X Factor.


Problem was that the person I was telling was the mother in law...not someone younger.

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