Naughtiness on our streets

[KalamityKel]

I thought you just liked stroking it... the phone that is!

[brum]

If you play your cards right Kel I might show it to you next time we meet up (my phone, that is)

[KalamityKel]

How exciting!

[Roll Deep]

Yeah, you don't see many of those Nokia 2110's these days. A rare find indeed.

[Ladymuck]

So much excitement about a phone...

*sneaks off to Currys for a peek*

[woofmarkthedog]

brum Wrote:

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> There's actually an app for locating eligible

> singles, which, last I heard, is available now for

> same-sex and available for hetros in the near

> future. Your i-Phone uses GPS to locate the

> nearest available person (who also uses the app)

> in a bar, or wherever. Their photo pops up on your

> phone to help you find them. Or did I just imagine

> all this??

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Yeah..

but naughty men, in naughty mens bars are photographing their cocks & these "pop up" on your screen as it were

My friend told me that

W**F

[brum]

Your 'friend' eh, woof? ;-)

[Roll Deep]

His 'client' more like.

[karter]

my my, this thread is getting naughtier by the day, whatever next...

[KalamityKel]

Marshmellows

oopsy I'm getting confoosed!

[karter]

marshmallows smothered all over Brum, how does that sound KK?

[KalamityKel]

Messy

[Roll Deep]

Sounds like a trap.

[KalamityKel]

For whom RD?

[Roll Deep]

Whom it concerns.

[KalamityKel]

hmmm

[brum]

Funnily enough, I've just bought a bag of marshmallows from the Coop.

[brum]

...and a bar of chocolate, which I intend to melt....

though don't get carried away folks, they're for my daughter (and me)!

[KalamityKel]

mind you don't leave them out too long... they go hard :-|

[brum]

Thanks for the tip Kel. I do like them nice and soft, and thats a fact.

[KalamityKel]

oh and remember not to put too many in ya gob at one time... dribbling is not an attractive sight! ;-)

[karter]

Brum, nice and soft is always good and when it's cold out firm and hard is also nice.

[KalamityKel]

::o

[karter]

kk, close that mouth, you are dribbling.

[KalamityKel]

Me? Never! :-$