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monica Wrote:

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> How do you know??? I have several dear, wanna see

> them !!!!!



Erm, I'll pass for today thank you...but you could always position yourself appropriately in a car near brum's house!

karter Wrote:

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> LadyM, are you losing your touch? you missed the

> 100,


Oh I know I missed it. Monica sat on it with her tatooed gluteus maximus. What could I do apart from wail uncontrollably for 2 hours?



was nice to see you in tescos by the way in

> the frozen food section, thought you only did

> organic...


it was nice to see you too...though I didn't recognise you at first fully clothed...came back for more mangoes did you?

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> ZOOOOOM ZOOOOOOOM! *skates thru aisle 13 in a

> rather Kalamity style*

>

> hmmm nowt new in here man!



Slow Down!!! You just missed karter...he's over there in the fruit section...he's wearing clothes and minus the yoga mat today. See?

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> Where? *tries to look past the mangoes but sees

> nuffink* *puts specs on*

>

> Where?


Oh Lawd...blind as a bat...the one WITH the clothes on...there *points in the direction of karter*

i was wearing clothes as you saw as i had already exposed the article, today was a kiwi day though LM, they are so nice and sweet, want some? Yeah and tell that young lady KK to slow the fukc down before she hurts someone.. :)

karter Wrote:

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Yeah

> and tell that young lady KK to slow the fukc down

> before she hurts someone.. :)



Think I'm likely to cause damage and hurt to myself ta

karter Wrote:

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> i was wearing clothes as you saw as i had already

> exposed the article, today was a kiwi day though

> LM, they are so nice and sweet, want some?


Only of organic and local.


Yeah

> and tell that young lady KK to slow the fukc down

> before she hurts someone.. :)


I already have...she's young and full of energy...what to do

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> Think I'm likely to cause damage and hurt to

> myself ta



There there now (((((KK))))...just as well Tescos haven't banned skates...

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