A Tesco store has asked customers not to shop in their pyjamas or barefoot

[Ladymuck]

Lets go find out

*puts skates on*

[KalamityKel]

zoom zoom zoom!

[Ladymuck]

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> zoom zoom zoom!

Hey! slow down...I'm not as fit as you...crash...

[KalamityKel]

Don't fink it's a case of fitness ya know... these wheels have minds of their own!!!!

[Lawrence]

Pyjamas? What are you on about, these are my golf trousers.

I did have shoes on, but now they are stuck to the spillage on aisle four.

[KalamityKel]

"cleaner to aisle 4"

"cleaner to aisle 13"

"Cleaner to aisle 12"

"cleaner to aisle 23, 19 & 17"

Oh dear!

[Ladymuck]

Well don't just whizz on...I can't get up...and I'm surrounded by thousands of cans of baked beans... Tesco's security aren't going to be too pleased about this...do you we are being monitored on CCTV?

[KalamityKel]

Ah come on it'll give 'em something to do ;-)

[Ladymuck]

Let's do some break-dancing in our skates...amongst the baked beans cans...are you up to it?

[KalamityKel]

Erm... I have quite got the hang of the brakes let alone dance skills!!! LM u daredevil!

[Ladymuck]

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> Erm... I have quite got the hang of the brakes let

> alone dance skills!!! LM u daredevil!

Don't look at me...look in front of you! The stacked up car tyres...oh my God...

*KK crashes in mountain of car tyres...bounces off...and lands tits up next to me amongst the rolling cans of baked beans*

[KalamityKel]

::o such a pretty image you've popped into me head LM... I fink it's time we called for some assistance from a sexy ambulance bloke or two :))

[Ladymuck]

...but you haven't broken anything have you? Well, apart from dented a few cans of beans that is...

[KalamityKel]

shhhh we dont need to tell them that! and besides one can never b too sure and I insist on having a full inspection ;-)

[Ladymuck]

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> shhhh we dont need to tell them that! and besides

> one can never b too sure and I insist on having a

> full inspection ;-)

Oh my giddy Aunt!

*bursts out laughing at KK's plan"

[KalamityKel]

:-$ I can't help my imagination...

[Ladymuck]

Never mind that...have you rung them yet?

*mischievous glint in eyes*

[KalamityKel]

Me? I'm HURT here!!! ;-)

[Ladymuck]

Oh alright...

*dials 999*

[KalamityKel]

*awaits patiently trying to clam her excitment*

[Ladymuck]

My they are taking their time...how long has it been now?

[KalamityKel]

Shame Ed doesn't have much normal talent... we could substitute the ambulance ppl... *sighs in such disappointment at the world!* :(

[Ladymuck]

Oh I don't know about that...there's K and B for starters...but where are they when we need them?

Actually...B is out of London - back tonight though...and K is somewhere outside of ED "on business" so there's no knowing when he's likely to return...

[KalamityKel]

Theys both urs tho so tis a little unfair :( *feels soooo unwanted now!* hehe

[Ladymuck]

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> Theys both urs tho so tis a little unfair

I don't understand what you are saying...pea brain struggling...can you explain please...