Live from the forum stag..paintballing

[MrBen]

LIVE FROM BOURNEMOUTH...

We re now on the first ever forum wedding stag, the sun is shining , we re drinking neat vodka and off paintballing in the New Forest. Last time I got peppered trying to use brain over braun. Anyone got any cunning tactics that actually work?

[Brendan]

Yeah. Don't get shop.

[karter]

Don't get shot mate.

[woofmarkthedog]

Yeah

Leave Bournemouth.....NOW

[????]

Use brawn

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

I'm with Brendan, bit of a waste of time to go shopping on a stag do. But you could run into a department store and lose your pursuers, change togs and run out another door.

[EDKiwi]

If they have smoke grenades they're quite effective. Went with my work mates last year, some of the fellas got some smoke grenades and they put out an amazing amount of smoke, great if you're trying to capture a flag or something.

Oh and if you've had a few too many vodkas, try to shoot both of the doubles you may see out there.....and the large pink elephant that looks like good cover may not actually be real....

[brum]

Whatever you do, don't drink neat Vodka before paintballing.

Oh. Too late.

[Narnia]

Better stick to shaving then.........

[Roll Deep]

"Anyone got any cunning tactics that actually work?"

A bit late now, but you should ideally leave the paintballs in the freezer overnight before the day of the event.

[MrBen]

Ouch.

[????]

Are you going to update us on the strippers?

[EDKiwi]

Roll Deep Wrote:

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> "Anyone got any cunning tactics that actually

> work?"

>

> A bit late now, but you should ideally leave the

> paintballs in the freezer overnight before the day

> of the event.

lmao

[MrBen]

Strippers?

What kind of stag do you think this is? These people read the Guardian you know.

[Horsebox]

MrBen Wrote:

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> Strippers?

>

> What kind of stag do you think this is? These

> people read the Guardian you know.

So, locally-sourced, carbon-neutral strippers then?

[????]

They just said it was minus 7 in Bournemouth last night on the BBC

[Roll Deep]

"These people read the Guardian you know."

Then they deserve to be shot at.

[KoolBananas]

haha nice one Roll Deep!

[MrBen]

Ah truth be told I wasn't too choosy. They even had a fully automatic thing that fired 21 paint balls a second. I took the "he who has the most bullets wins approach" only to end up sixty quid down and with fewest shots on target.

A top weekend though - and I think the stag survived....I think......

[SeanMacGabhann]

I heard a faint whimpering noise in my living room yesterday evening and wondered what it was - turns out the stag had logged on to his 360 and was wearing his headset so it was coming through my speakers...

ruined my evening I can tell you