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If you know of someone who shares the same birthday with the son of God. Make sure you give them a present wrapped in birthday gift paper, and not Christmas paper. They do need a christmas present too, no cuttig corners.

Thanks P.G. What togas do you mean the roman type thingies?

For those who dont like Christmas, there are some good getaway trips, very cheap on the web.

Children should be wrapped up warm in the cold weather. Most heat is lost from the extremities, so they must be covered. As for cleaning car head lamps. lemon juice on a cloth does cut through grime very well I believe Jesus was jewish. If you dont like Christmas ,why read the thread.

Thanks P.R. I will check that out, and that garden centre near Sainsburys.

yum, yum,

Greenwich park has always been a good view from General Wolfe.

Is that the only pet shop in the area.? I told him about the bread, and his wife said she needs it to make her bread pudding,he winked at me and said he,d throw that out instead.

Ted I think you should be on the Dexter thread.

Felt tip your not , no two Jags Prescott are you chuckle...

Dont forget to turn your Christmas lights off at night. Check your fire alarm batteries. Watch kids dont put very small baubles in their mouths or noses. same with pets.

O.k.Felt tip, this ones for you, I,m assuming you have a car. If you want nice bright un-muddy headlamps, wipe them down once a fortnight with lemon juice(kitchen variety). If you dont want your door locks to freeze, put sellotape on them. more will follow.

It was in the sixties Sean,round about pre decimal coins. Of course no one took much notice of him at the time because he drunk a lot. Quids was right everyone was anti europe.

Ground control to Major Tom, is there anyone out there, martians,klingons, earthling D.J.Killer Queen. or I shall just stay on this thread and go on and on and on.L.o.L Someone must have some bright ideas.

Before going Christmas shopping, make sure you eat something first. (stops you buying chocolate or burgers). For a long journey by car.take a flask of hot chocolate always revitalising when you get back to the car. If you have very young children and you cannot find someone to look after them, make sure their heads ,hands and feet are kept warm. Included in this are the following reminders. 1. petrol 2.trolley coin. 3 strong bags 4.Stick to the shopping list.

George Brown was right, when he said,we would become the dustbin of Europe if we joined. Most of the Labour party agreed at that time.

For a good effective car air freshener,place a fabric conditioner sheet (used in tumble dryers)underneath the front seats.

An old neighbour just bought peanuts, in the North cross road pet shop and they have put the price up to two pound. Is this the going rate for a bag of peanuts,or is the shop hypeing the price up?.

Try and buy one game or mind game for the kids before Christmas, to distract them while you are coping with something else. For little kids jig saw puzzles, or Lego The oldies can be settled, with a bag of marshmallows and an old film. Good tactics for a bit of peace and quiet. For more shrewder kids. bribery, I.O.U.s are good.

All the rockers had a party.

There is a long and tall shop in London somewhere, you coud google it.

A large bucket or other container,can be kept on your balcony/garden to keep your drinks nice and cool saving space in your fridge. Pieces of fruit or mint can be frozen in cubes ,in you fridge for cocktail drinks.or non alcholic drinks. A box of resolve sachets would be a good idea for the next day. A nice coffee and a present for the driver to take the drinkers home.

Sounds like you need one of those castles maybe Leeds or something similar.medieavaltype place, roasts,etcetc.

Mind you there was always a chance of a few answers coming to light. Like what happened to that german dentist stalking Diana, and shouting in the crowd,"Diana,they are going to kill you" he was arrested and never heard of again, Maybe even information on the G8 summits,about how to milk all us mugs.

Daizie dont forget your mince pies, nice drink, carols,and after a while your list will look really good. But dont order anything on line till tomorrow. L.O.L. .