Ant

Lambert & Butler

Camberwell = Canceryell

[pipped to the post! I'll edit to keep the sequence] Monkies.

steeple

Hod

Noodles

the french

money

crash

But 'home' is a damp cardboard box under the motorway flyover, just next to the dead pigeon. I wish I had enough money to retire on right away.

Boy

Baby...

Good call on Jakers, DM. It's ace!

Meatballs at Ikea.

The importance of Heath Ledger's death.

Call an ambulance. Worry about first aid after that's sorted.

1 hour 18 minutes for me...

Almost time for what is becoming my standard Friday lunch: ham and egg sandwich, cappucino and a choccie bar. Num!

One of my more distant ancestors was a bloke called John Bradshaw. He presided over the trial of Charles I and was the first to sign his death warrant. He died before the restoration, but they exhumed his body and chopped him up for good measure. I think they may have stuck his head on a spike too. Shall have a hunt around to see what else I can find. Edit: OK, seems the chopping up and head-on-a-spike were probably down to my imagination. The first three sources here agree that he was disinterred and plonked in a gibbet in Tyburn. Wikipedia has him hung, drawn and quartered though.

I wanted to be a bed tester or a lemonade taster. Later a writer and/or photographer and/or illustrator. Now I work in publishing, but those last three are still tempting me.

Seems a lot better now. :)

I think there have already been fatalities on that corner. There was a schoolgirl who died there last year - there were school ties and flowers by the railings for a while after. (Although to be fair I don't know whether or not this was linked to the right turn problem.)

Dating her fella would be a much worthier study to undertake. But how to go about it - carbon-14 or lop off a limb and count the rings?

I once featured very briefly in an HSBC ad. A real blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment. Still, it was a fun day off school.

How can they have a runner up who didn't die?