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I have got a little model Thrush sitting near my Television, it sings when the door bell is pushed.

Suspicious edf man has blue car and not asking to come on your property Why does an East Dulwich Forum Member want to come onto your property? A lot of members have a blue car, I have one. Yeah

You can borrow my Zimmer but dont use it for speeding, I dont want to get a ticket and loose my licence a I am reliant on it. I can give you a key it is locked up outside my front door.

Not good if you use the patio door, or leave it unlocked for use that anybody might open it from outside knocking it over. Dont forget if the blind is closed you wont see it. If a blind is covering it with the door open a wind might cause the T.V. to be knockred over.

Not very often you see one of The Grenadier Guards out of step. Outside Buckingham Palace. " Belt off, remove Headgear, Forward March. " " Do you accept my Punishment? " " Yes Colonel. " " Sargeant Remove Stripes. "

If you look at that picture more closely,you will see that a leg of my Zimmer is resting on my exercise mat that I do one hundred Press ups, before my two mile sprint to the top of One Tree Hill Daily. Pleased to report that there are no bottles of an unidentifed substance there as yet.

I bet you forgot why you went by the time you got there. If it was a cold it would have run its coarse and gone. If you had cut a small part of yourself it would be healing now with a scab. If you had cut an artery, you wont have to go back.

You are walcome to follow me, but I do not get along very quickly, it would be better if you walked alongside you could help by carrying my shopping home for me.

Dear TheArtfulDogger. Thank you for your most gratious offer of a share in your fortune, a ten percent part is worth considdering. I have thoughts of how I can spend the money I have won, as I am over eighty and not very mobile I am looking for somebody to distribute it on my behalf. Looking at your Message I can see that you have made a mistake in my address, I do not live at a mansion at 8 Lee in SE22 8JH, as in other claims there is always a change in my details. I reside in a Council Sheltered Accommadation. I have had an offer from a complete stranger who is taking me to the bank to change over my bank account. If you think I am doing the wrong thing you can find me in the bank where my Zimmer is parked outside.

My winnings are from reputable Mail Order Compnies I have used for years. The new Post Codes are so abbreviated that, you need only write your Name and the Post code. The code only covers so few premises, that the Local Postman will know where that person lives. I use just eleven letters or numbers. All I need put is; B Lee SE228JH And it gets here. Does anybody use a less number combination?

Mail Order wins? I have been ordering things on the various Mail Order forms. This week I have won from them these amounts, that state that the cheque is waiting for me. ?12.000 ?25.000 ?14.500 ?22.000 ?6.000. There are items that are incorrect on their details, such as Initials, Mr / Mrs, or road name. I suspect that these will disqualify my claim, if I respond and claim. Most of these claim return envelopes are addressed to Ireland, Channel Islands or Belgium. My sister inlaw stayed with us for quite a while, she sent off for items addressed to my address, the offers still arrive, she is also the winner of the same amounts. I was wondering if any of you also get these same notifications from the Mail order people? If I have now arrived at my lucky stage of life then I will hold a Drinks Night to celebrate with you all. I will have difficulty in spending all that money as my needs are not great now. I might consider a motorised Zimmer, or a Chair Lift.

I blame the people closing toiletrs. Why do people take full plastic bags into a toilet? Public toilets....

Big name on building on corner of Lordship Lane and Whatley Road. Sounds itching for the W.C. PO - LICE

He must save every ?P?. It?s always worth knowing, just what is the interest you might get, there are several ways to save, but the best is with fixed interest set. There are several Banks where you will have to use Plastic provided, but which one, after much thought as yet he has still not decided. There are a exactly one hundred new pence in every Sterling pound, I cant see him bagging and lugging all those heavy coins around. He could stay at around ten, a useable number not too great at all, taking up the space on the top at the corner Worlingham Road wall. He tried to deposit this collection at the branch of the Lloyds Bank, but was redirected elsewhere, his soggy Bank Book is left as a blank. Arriving at the Bottle Bank, finding the right place, searching is dramatic, plenty for glass jars and bottles, but none at all there that takes plastic. So it looks like those multi coloured bottles are back here gain to stay, if you get tired of looking at them on your right, then come the other way. Now seen on your left, leaving them behind getting very far distant, no use removing those bottles away, the dirty old devil is very persistent. The next time you use your Plastic Credit Card, pause take time to think, just what can be that smell, the Card is giving off such a horrible stink. Made from recycled Plastic and made into a Credit Card and issued you, it?s just a thought that the bottles contents, might have been Recycle too. What do you expect me to do with my time you shutting down for hours.

Compliments of Urine - Al

Bottles bought in a Super Store such as Asda, Tesco's, Sainsbury's, state on the lable their name, if you have a reciept for one of those items they have no alternative than change it. I am not recomending that anybody does this it is just possible. I collect any bottles plastic or glass, just leave them at Worlingham Road where it meets Crawthew Road.

You could always take a bottle back to the shop if it shows where it come from, and say "It looks as if it is off can you exchange it please".

If the Council Bin men are seen placing the bin in an obstructing position you cant blame the user. If I stumble over one and damage my Zimmer, can I dispose of it in the Blue bin? Then should I get into another bin and ask a passer by to wheel me home.

It is worth knowing that the bins belong to the Council, unless you have put your number or address on them there is nothing that can be done to a user, as it could be used by anybody, by placing your number or name shows that it is in the care of that user.

This might enlighten you about Dawsons Hill stability. Dawson's Hill before Dawson's Heights by James Dallaway http://www.dulwichsociety.com/newsletters/43-spring-2006/213

I have lived in the area for over eighty years and there was never a brick works on or near Dawsons Hill, having been involved in the reconstruction of the WW11 bombed properties here no bricks new or reclaimed came from Dawsons Hill. The use of Dawsons Hill was only at the top at Overhill Road, here were a row of prewar houses, with a row of lock up garages to the rear, and a passage through to the sloping grassed area of the hill, this was used as we would say these days by Fly Tippers and Estate Agents who repaired houses and disposed of the unwanted household furniture and building materials down the slope. The houses were demolished to make way for Dawson Heights.

I predict that I shall have to get a Chair Lift fitted to my bungalow, and a new ladder to my upper bunk bed. I think that I will have to have my Zimmer converted to be used by using it as a skooter on wheels pushed by one leg. I had thoughts of tying a string to my Gozunder pot to pull it up to my bed, I will have to rethink that as I cant lower it carefully enough for my wifes sake, in the lower bed.

?Few food and drink brands last 150 years or more, but R. White?s Lemonade belongs proudly in that elite club. The drink, made then as now with real lemons, was first concocted in the home of Robert and Mary White in the London district of Camberwell. Its subsequent history encapsulates the food and drink industry in this country: from home manufacture in 1845 to a serious family firm within quarter of a century; that family firm incorporating others to grow further (Robert White took over H.D. Rawlings in 1891); then entering the world of the mega-corporation with its purchase by Bass in 1980, that entity merging with the kings of the UK soft drinks market Britvic in 1986.? I worked for the mentioned Company in the late forties, R. Whites was the cheap Lemonade, delivered on the basic yellow & green Ford vehicles. Rawlings however were the upper class brand with just 10 Magnificent blue Bedford Float style vehicles' so smart washed daily and the chromework polished. However they also owned the London Essence Company, where the product content was formulated, for their other Companies including British Wine Ltd ,and Leddicots of Southend. I could never taste any difference of any of the lemonade, just the label made some perhaps taste better. I recall that the Derby Day deliveries in bulk to the Pubs on Epsom Downs were labelled Rawlings, also the delivered drink to the Directors home in Cobham was left in the garden summer house. Camberwell homed the factories, in Neate Street was Rawlings next to The London Essence with a communicating door, these backed onto the Canal, further along the road on the opposite of the road was the main R. Whites Factory. The Dangerous Drugs factory of The London Essence was in Glengall Road, and British Wine Factory in Albany Road. The Company must have been one of the larger employers in the area. I was a; ?Secret Lemonade Drinker?

Why not bring back the Public Toilets, a place we all must call at some time. We may draw our money and spend one at the same time.

Try looking at the "U" in your sink. When there is water in it, it acts as a barrier to smells coming up the waste pipe, should any other pipes be connected to this one you might have had a vaccum sucking the water from your waste " U " Bend Trap. Try pouring water in the sink to fill your pipe up. It it is common in long standing empty properties, that the W.C dries out of water and the Sewage smell fills the property.