mockney piers

More accurately it should probablt be "EDT, We don't know what to be."

btw, i was going to put that to a Kellogs Fruit and Fibre type jingle if that helps.

The Vale, like a dusky arab maiden feeding you grapes, although you need to blow yourself up to get that, which is probably a better fate than drinking at the Vale let's face it. Better?

The Vale - Happiness is a pub that used to be called Hamlet(Inn), although it used to be shit; mind you it still is. Catchy huh?

Can someone start having a pop at the software developers please? I'm feeling left out. There are loads of cowboys in the industry, it's overpaid and both public and private sector waste billions on these self-serving scumbags, always with the 'i know best' and the 'lets use the latest technology so that you can effectively pay for reaaaally expensive on the job training for me that I'll take to the next dupe once the project inevitably fails/your company/government dept goes bust/gets axed'. I mean, bastards, seriously. And sometimes we they wear stupid animal hats, and trainers and stuff.

Nope. Why should it? Not everything is a conspiracy. I'd say in a desirable area of a rich western capital, 80% of people have a phone capable of doing that. From their voices they sounded like women in their twenties, so lets bump that up to 95% phone ownership, 98% that they are youtube culture proficient. I'm amazed these days if someone behaves like this and they don't end up splashed across the press.

Set up?!? It smacks of a couple of people, having listened to a drunken, racist tirade, unsure whether it's hilarious or disturbing, recording a snippet for their mates, then selling it on when they find out who he was. I can't say I actually care, the fashion world is anathema to me, so vaccuous and pointless is it (I actually almost physically puked during the why-fashion-matters speech in that awful devil prada film missus mockers forced me to sit through), but I'm not sure it will ruin his career. The industry has failed to demonstrate any sense of morality at all (in fact seems to revel in its bulemia inducing, paedophilia encouraging, heroin romanticising ways) ever, so I'm sure he'll be hired by someone soon, probably by Dior. Maybe he should get someone to film him snorting coke, that usually seems to do the trick. Oh and he's obviously a massive egomaniacal cunt (who isn't in the fashion world?), but again, who cares. At least Charlie Sheen was funny!

I'm wondering if this was a very roundabout way for snorky to advertise the ipad2. Slimmer AND lighter?! Woo, I'm in!!!!

The new cemetery of today is the romantic gothic beauty of tomorrow. I love going to places like nunhead, new camberwell or west norwood cemetries for a walk, a a gawp, or good funky photo op. Give me that over puking at the side of the pitch after 15 minutes of 11-a-side (yeah, I could probably be fitter). "There are many areas of re-usable areas" Noooo, they're the best bits!!!

I can only direct people in the direction of a certain fly-on-the-wall documentary about Nathan Barley http://www.tvgohome.com/archive.html

Everyone should make an exception for the Life of Brian. Anyway, I've taken the thread off topic, apologies. I'm a very naughty boy

I could murder a cold beer right about now!!!

"We are all individuals" I'm not.

Actually Snorks, "The sooner we all realise that our existence on this planet is completely fleeting and largely futile and the best we can hope is that we didn't make it any worse by mere dint of our presence, the sooner we can all get on with not being so c*ntish and judgmental" is pretty much spot on.

"Right, anyone who isn't a member of the emergency services or a teacher can @#$%& off. You're a @#$%& parasite, leaching off decent people. So just @#$%& off the lot of you. Estate agents? Scum. Bankers? Scum. Shopkeepers? Capitalist scum? Bus drivers? Destroying the environment scum." you're familiar with snorky then. Is that sentence a pr?cis of his entire output on the forum* by any chance? talking of pointless I'm glad the mash has finally turned its sights on that zenith of bolloxocity, Formula 1. http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/formula-one-is-rubbish%2c-admits-ecclestone-201103013589/ *whereas his BITE reviews canon is a work of genius.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/england-made-to-give-back-ashes-201103033592/

Not to sound flippant, but maybe facebook (read, social networks in general) should have a status 'deceased' option. With apparently half the UK on facebook (albeit with a generally younger demographic) you would have thought this question might have popped up once or twice by now.

"What happened to the Europe dream,of prosperity and lack of want." 'Want' in this case actually means 'need'. It was all about stopping starvation and strife. Seems to be doing pretty well if you ask me.

bugger!

wow. can't wait for the highlights tonight. looks like the irish lads are a little pegged back suddenly, but still very doable if they can hold their nerve.

I just don't have the constituion for it Ridgely, but I do find his attitude and refusal to be a role model refreshing. Plus anyone choosing to be a little bit Sheen (or Ozzy for that matter) has a pretty good idea what lies at the of the journey. (but wadda ride!!) Mind you, pops almost died doing Apolcalypse Now, I suspect there's a genetic aspect to the Sheen eccentricity.

Apart from some of the slightly odd statements (the magic fingers et al), I actually kind of respected alot of what he had to say. Just because he isn't doing the usual trite nods to the moralising mainstream in the US, doesn't make him bad or mad. His just somewhat drug frazzled, but in Ozzy Osborne, that's considered charming. I loved it whe he was asked if he was using and he said 'using what? I use a blender, I use a [n. other kitchen implement], using's such a bullshit AA term'. Top stuff. The only thing wrong with Charlie's life is that he wasn't born an englishman where overdoing booze and experimenting in drugs is the norm (ish).

We shouldn't confuse 'fucked in the head due to 8 gram rocks' with 'unhappy'. He seems pretty content with the way things are, and it won't go wrong because 'dying is for losers'.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/2011/feb/26/grace-dent-tvod-the-killing here you go

Having read Grace Dent's review the other day, I may be getting into it myself and am conciously avoiding spoilers in a plaguelike manner not seen since The Wire's heyday.