Brilliant Griff ! Made me laugh !!! The most ridiculous is that tickets aren't really required, very few "nip out" during pre game/first half-those that do stewards visually note there face/look/dress and wave them through upon return. At half time, main gate is open so people can come and go as they wish-there is NO charge if people attend from half time onwards. Whatever this guy's agenda was. total none starter. It's not as though tickets are printed Dulwich Hamlet FC v ........ no, they are old fashioned stub "cinema" tickets