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Garlic flavoured Furry Monster? mmm!

Regulate - Warren G

The Dream - The Orb

If you leave the BM behind the bar at The Silver Buckle I can exchange it for the agreed fee from Blinder less my usual 20%. Btw have you and *Bob* considered going stateside to help out with the script writing shortage?

MP you are the font ;-)

Love it. I think that tops the 2008 best EDF quote thread. Priceless.

Picture This I caught the last half of this on Sunday. Anybody else watch it (despite Germaine Greer)? I thought it was quite good. I enjoy listening to other peoples creative processes because it's so unique to the individual and often inspiring. It will probably spawn a whole load of spin-offs (like property developing, how to cook and garden makeover progs).

Feel the Real - David Bendeth

Crush a large clove of garlic so that it turns into a mushy mass. Mix it up with a large spoon of honey until totally combined. Add juice of one lemon. Top it up in a small glass with hot (not boiling) water. Hold nose and knock back. Get back into bed. Get really hot under the duvet so that you're sweating all night. You'll be sorted by the morning.

Dancing in Outer Space - Atmosphere

Wasn't the original question "Can someone recommend a breadmaker?" Now we're onto frugal and discerning. Personally I'm Wheat intolerant.

I disagree Alan. Surely the Pasta Maker takes pride of dusty place in the back of the cupboard closely followed by the centrifugal juicer.

Sale of the Century - Sleeper (Not Nicholas from Norwich)

It's sickening, but I suppose the fact that her plea is to be heard by the courts can give us some hope.

No, I paint the White Lines marking out football/rugby pitches in the park.

My first proper weekly wage was ?17.50 (?910 pa) and ?8 was gobbled up by the rent on a shared flat in West Hampstead. No wonder I turned to a life of crime!

Me too! Curry I made on Sat. Tastes even better after a few days fermenting.

So, in answer to your question move to Linlithgow and East Falkirk and stay away from Berwick-upon-Tweed!

I like getting really close up

Keef I'm a recent convert (thanks to the EDF). It's gritty realism at its best if only for lines like this: Proposition Joe: I heard your end would be covering my fee. Stringer Bell: Your fee? Proposition Joe: Yeah, I'm like a marriage counselor. Tell the man he oughta bring the bitch some flowers every once in a while. Tell the bitch she gotta suck some cock every once in a while. That sort of shit. [Omar arrives] Proposition Joe: Speaking of cocksuckers... [to Omar] Proposition Joe: I'm Proposition Joe. You fuck with me, I'll kill your whole family. Trouble is, I'm trying to watch it with Mrs LL, so finding a gap between feeding baby LL and catching up on sleep means we're only up to episode 2, season 1:-S

Get well soon Liz84. Hope you swop your sick bug for the EDF bug!

Mrs LL popped into Val's yesterday for some Star Anise. Non on the shelves so Val went into her own kitchen and gave Mrs LL a handful so that I could finish off cooking dinner!! How good is that(tu) I can't think of a nicer shop keeper on The Lane and she always has a cheery smile. If only I could do ALL my grocery shopping there.

LTP, Bizare it may be, but you try paddling away from a desert island with only Kylie as a makeshift canoe! Nigella can easily slice through the heavy surf and enable me catch the gulf stream current and a 3 week drift to home.

I'd plump for Nigella Lawson. She may not have the survival skills but at least she floats!

That rules out Ray Mears then.