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Mine aren't supposed to relate to personality (or reality). It's like when you're lying on the couch and asked what's the first thing that pops into your head . . . perhaps I was a little hasty . . . here's a revised list: Alan Dale - Christopher Biggins Keef - Kirk Hammett Jah Lush - John Lydon Bob - John Cleese Mockney - Gregory Peck Michael Pal - Eddie Izzard SeanMaC - Roddy Doyle Brendan - Richard Beckinsale

Call me LozzyLiz

Sorry Sean, you're just so darn good at debating - then I thought you both have similar hair

Jah - Liz Smith? That's cruel. I've only seen you the once, you towered over everybody else and produced a lit cigarette at the bar. Now that's wizard.

Alan Dale - Danny Baker Keef - Benny Hill Jah Lush - Gandolph Bob - Jeremy Clarkson Mockney - Alan Paxman SeanMaC - Hilary Clinton

So this explains why it's so difficult to get a black cab south of the river late at night. People ask to go home to East Dulwich and then suddenly say "Oh! Next left please I'm just off Southampton Way."

Death Star Cafeteria

We bought ours in New York (worked out half the price and wouldn't have bought one otherwise) and was really handy for carrying the shopping, though did get some weird looks when people looked in expecting to see a baby. Great though they are, (all terrain etc) you still need to fork out on something lightweight like a McClaren. Then of course next baby comes close behind and you need a double buggy that can hold a baby and toddler (Phil & Ted) and as baby becomes a toddler you need a double buggy for two toddlers (Chico). My hallway looks like Cafe Nero with all the buggys littering it.

I don't think the question of drugs and their use in society can be answered without looking at the bigger question of void at the heart of society and what people use to fill it. Precisely. We have an undercurrent in our culture, easily accessible to youngsters where drugs are shown to be cool and edgy, sometimes glamorous or even romantic. It's even well linked with violence and getting ahead in life. So who benefits from this? The kids? No. The authors/artists? To some degree. But the real gangsters are the music and film marketeers who turn them into attractive packages for kids to digest. I'm not advocating censorship but there are too many instances where kids are being exposed to stuff way too early.

Ohh! You write for AREA Magazine?

I like the system in South Africa where everyone goes in turn at crossroad junctions. No need for lights just a little courtesy. I also seem to vaguely remember an experiment some years ago where they found that by merging pavements with roads, removing barriers and other distractions people actually drove slower and more carefully.

You need to tune your rads. Close down (but not completely) the valve on the warmer rads so that some of the hot water bypasses the warmer rads and goes to the cooler ones downstairs. Assuming the system has been bled for any air in the system.

*Sombrely walks in carrying a pile of black ashes still smoking* *This is all thats left of AFN* *Do you think Jah will want a line?*

Time to start investing in Penge

When you have the facts on your side, argue the facts. When you have the law on your side, argue the law. When you have neither, apply for retrospective planning permission.

Good point MP. Perhaps all ED parents should plant a few trees on the Rye. However, of greater concern is the saturation of curry houses in ED and the amount of methane produced as a by product from the childless people who can afford to eat out.

The Palmerston facelift was quite recent. What attracted Mrs LL and I to the area in 2004 (apart from it being grean, leafy and open) was Franklins, The EDT, Cheese Block, ED Deli, Northcross Rd and of course Sainsbury's. We hadn't discovered SMBS foods until we moved in and the Bishop and the Palmerston were nothing special.

There seems to have been a big increase in missing cats in the area since the BBC opened or is that just a coincidence?

The third vent is for pure oxygen to keep your brain alert and improve productivity. It can also be used in times of crisis to pump nitrous oxide into the office. Normally around the time of the annual salary review. Why not ask HR to provide you with a left hand glove?

Wasn't regeneration partly due to the estate agents (pre Foxtons) who marketed ED and a steeply rising property market that made ED good value (then)? Just my guess as I only emigrated here in 2004.

Why not just tag them with a transponder and watch their movements on a radar screen from the comfort of your sofa? Transponder

>:D

Same experience as you Gerrard. On the two occasions I've gone in there to enquire about specific models per the branded neon in the window, they've looked at me as though I'd gone in and asked for a packet of Fruit Gums. Weird set up.

An abstract joke Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by. The turd looks over and says, "Hey! Come on in! The water's fine!" One banana turns to the other banana and says, "Do you believe that shit?"

I said where did you hide the RUGS!!