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Peckhamgatecrasher

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  1. I won't patronise any establishment that doesn't know how to use commas. Are they allowed to specify gender in jobs?
  2. I'm ready for my double, Mr de Mac.
  3. You don't know me BigPhil, but I have to get to Luton to meet Lorraine. Could you let me have twenty quid please?
  4. Heavens to Betsy! Don't let DulwichMum catch you talking about pornographic etchings.
  5. Tsk, tsk Pp - I trust those are not protected cowslips!
  6. Target practice - foxes and magpies!
  7. The worst photograph in the world. Probably.
  8. But now you mention it, I shall look forward to a large scotch!
  9. No, no Mick Mac. It was in response to D_C's "cock". Millwall beat Leeds. That sounds good, let me say it again: Millwall beat Leeds.
  10. If anyone is into butterflies and moths, Camberwell Old Cemetery is teeming with them.
  11. Well he's left handed. Of course he's dodgy.
  12. I know a Stella - she's really lovely.
  13. Step in time - Dick Van Dyke
  14. Stop! In the name of love - The Supremes
  15. Please let the Labour frontbencher who bought iced gems be Harriet Harman. I will take back everthing I've ever said about her.
  16. And Pharoah spake: if ye Hebrew slave do not work, whip it.
  17. If success is measured in the amount of litter left behind on the green, it was indeed successful.
  18. Here's a geometric posing Huguenot. Last week on morning dog walk I spied chaps placing three poles in equilateral triangle in middle of the park. By afternoon there was a 400m running track with six lanes. How did they do that?
  19. Jolly good. So, what's in Shoreditch, Michael?
  20. Sorry - the 'sweetiepie' was a return of your endearment 'kingcup'. The Shakespeare was my nature watch observation today. I kept getting blossom in my eyes - v. painful.
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