ED Stag: Ingredients: some blokes, a football, some money, a house to get showered and changed in, some pubs, a restaurant. 1200 Meet up at Clockhouse wearing fooball kit. Swift half and light bite. 1330 Decamp to Peckham Rye park for 5-side tournament or similar. 1600 Back to local lad's house to shower and change into evening kit. Optional pint on the way. 1730 Meet back up at Bishop (to get a booth or two) drink some Peroni. 1930 Arrive at Curry Cabin or similar group-friendly establishment. Eat dinner. Drink Cobra. 2130 EDT, on the benches outside (weather permitting) for passing ladies etc 0000 Visit Venus lapdancing bar, Dulwich Village, next to the Greyhound. Sorry. Made that up. 0001 Stumble home