Narnia

Are you going to Cheltenham en route Mick? Anyway the rugby is upon us and I've been trying to work out who is going to win. Here is my case for Ireland. Feel free to put yours forward too. Ireland start away to Italy with a lot of newcomers due to injury. However, they should be good enough in the backs to get a win, albeit narrow. France at home and hopefully a few more players now available. Always difficult to beat but home advantage might be enough. Scotland and then Wales away. Great records in both places in recent years. Should win one out of the two. That's three wins out of four. Last game, England at home. England have 3 games at home after the Welsh match. I can see them going for either the championship or a Grand Slam in Dublin. I also see them losing there. So I reckon it's down to points difference. England will stuff Italy by more points than Ireland will. England to win....... I wouldn't bet on it though. That's why I'd bet on Ireland!

murphy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Utd have six, apart from Giggs, Scholes and > Neville, they also have Fletcher, O'Shea, and > Brown. They have the advantage of success though > so players only tend to move when Fergie decides - > only excpetion I can think of is > Ronaldo. Obertan has decided it's easier in France.

murphy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Jah Lush Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Ronaldo came from Benfica. > > Yes I know, with Ronaldo I was just talking more > generally about players leaving Utd Well you two experts are both wrong. He didn't come from Benfica.

Weegee, you never mentioned wine. Do they have any or shall I bring a bottle and a straw?

Last but not least The Italian Team

Is not the bowling green a private club Tarot?

Gary Neville Wes Brown Jack Charlton

Narnia Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I guess you've been asked before but would a lost > and found section not be a good idea? Given the > number of cats,dogs,keys etc that get lost and the > fact that people seem to post all over the > place,would it not assist people in posting and > make it easier to tie up a lost with a found? Just to clarify that The Narnia factory of good idea's worked long and hard to come up with this one and this was before Richard Kimbles' best friend lost anything. I shall be complaining to...........someone about this. Mark my word!

The Welsh Team (and England again)

The English Team

This sounds about right........ Paddy was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in County Galway when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.. The driver, a young man in a Saville Row suit, Gucci shoes, RayBans and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the farmer, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?" Paddy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?" The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany .. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-colour, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer, turns to the farmer and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves." "That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Paddy. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the boot of his car. Then Paddy says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my animal?" The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?" "You're a T.D. for the Irish Government", says Paddy . "That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" "No guessing required." answered the farmer. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of euros worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep... Now give me back my feckin' dog"

Which is the later one? Is it all about timing?

I'm pretty sure they still have to go to Spurs which is never easy.

If you were parked Claire do you think it was a car parked on either side of you that departed? I ask only because recently I've had a bike park behind me and not leaving a great deal of room it was quite difficult to get out due to not being quite sure which bit of the bike was the nearest to the rear of the car as per the view in my mirror. That said whoever did it should have had the decency to pick the bike up if they hit it, unless it was deliberate.

louisiana Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The strange feeling of light-headedness brought on > by the all-pervading aroma of massed hyacinths in > my kitchen... I have to say that I imagine one to be quite enough.

If the receipt doesn't turn up the money will probably have been stollen.I give up.

DJKillaQueen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ha ha....oh dear...in that case he'll return from > work and find the hole hotel stolen! LM, if DJ's spelling had been better how would she have spelt 'hole'? LM, where is the hotel in the link? What is it?

You do have a point Nettie!

@SMG......as I hate quoting a whole bloody post if it's quite long LO can legally object (and will do if necessary) to either WH or Spurs moving into the stadium due to it's proximity to their ground. It would be a scandal if the stadium did not have an athletics track. Given the crap FIFA dished out with the WC bidding malarky, it would make GB no better with its legacy promises. Why has nobody (it would appear) thought of retractable seating so the running track could be covered for football and taken away for an athletics meet. Old Orient won't get 40,000 fans but part of the WH bid includes selling tickets for next to nothing to the locals so they can fill it.

I think Philby is a guy zeban but he may well dress modestly anyway. My Mrs has been there many times though probably in too protected an environment to be much use to you Philby. However if you want any health advice I'm sure she would advise you. I've been once to Delhi and got fairly ill so it's good to know how to protect yourself in that department. PM me if you want to set up a call with my other half. Get the necessary shots too from the Doc.

You sure he's in Finland? Looks like the 'hole' district has been nicked.

I suppose you didn't read the article about the Finnish police and Habbo Hotel.

Well not according to Pardew. He, in his own words, heard about the bid at 8pm. Told them to refuse it. Carroll who obviously was aware of it asked for a new contract, like NOW. Sale agreed because of this and Pardew told he would have all of the money to spend on players.

The Scottish Team

The Irish Team