steveo

Was he well dressed to the left or to the right?

I interviewed him once. He was charming

Cry havoc and let slip the dog of war

Does the new style mean that youngsters who look like their balls are hanging over their waistbands and they have just shat themselves is over? Because I'll miss it frankly

Bird flu

I'm hating "I'm liking"

http://i896.photobucket.com/albums/ac166/Steve_Overbury/BeardedLady_zps7710c974.jpg

Don't come in here with your carefully thought out analysis

Can't wait to see President Alex all gussied up to state visit the Queen and demand the keys for Holyrood. Then he'll send the Scottish navy to take possession of the oil platforms and evict the nukey submarines. Then he'll have to print some money. The job list is endless

Devo max is a nasty shade of grey

I do wish the government would bugger off and let us get on with it

One page was enough

Very funny

I'd love to join in but I don't understand. Have you started drinking early?

WILKO LATEST - OFFICIAL STATEMENT: Wilko is recovering following a nine hour operation on Wednesday in which doctors successfully removed a pancreatic tumour. The head of the medical team treating Wilko said that they were happy with his condition. Wilko will stay under very close observation for the next few days. Although cautiously optimistic the team have to stress that it is very early days yet. The family thank everyone for their good wishes and ask for some privacy at this time so they can support Wilko with his recovery in peace. Lisa Climie Manager - Wilko Johnson

Is Robbie still doing motors? Mine needs a bit of work

Bob's dead but Wilko lives! http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/comment/articles/2014-04/30/wilko-johnson-cancer-interview

1/10

Ooh, all the experts are here; could you advise me what to buy a nostalgia ridden ex clubber father of three for his fiftieth? I was thinking a Kangol deerstalker

I was recently informed that all successful hedge funds are based on insider trading

Oh dear

At a function the other night James Corden was mistaken for Clare Balding

are better than everyone else Troof

*Bob* but Burbage should be in there alliteratively speaking

No contract, no insurance. I think it's banditry