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steveo

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  1. OK I do send the odd photo but if I do that as an email via wifi, surely that's free? And I never use the forum
  2. I've got an IPhone 4 on Pay as you Go which barely gets used - maybe a couple of texts a week and a couple of short phone calls a month. I don't use Data roaming whatever that is. Somehow this costs me about ten quid a week. I don't think I can get an itemised bill. Should I go back to writing letters?
  3. In the 70s a chap came into the Palmerston asking if anyone wanted to buy a horse. A few weeks later he was trying to sell a boat
  4. Poor bastards, like the first Emperor's tomb, the workers will be cast into the pit and have it sealed above their heads. Someone should tell them
  5. Wayback machine begs to differ http://web.archive.org/web/20080913012927/http://www.prettytraditional.co.uk/fruitandveg.html
  6. That's funnier than you know. Someone of my acquaintance designed Pretty's web site having first registered the name prettytraditional.co.uk. Chris complained that he wasn't receiving any emails and only after intense investigation was it discovered that the email address on the site was coded as [email protected] Old punks eh?
  7. Those two shops and flats were up for ?80,000 when I were a lad
  8. Bring back Savarin's Saturday hangover breakfast A few old timers might remember
  9. True story A friend of a friend's mother was Terry (Monty Python) Jones's cleaner. She had two boys called Genghis and Adolf. I kid you not. Terry had the family round one afternoon and made the boys some food. My pal says his abiding memory is of Terry standing on the back door step shouting "Genghis! Adolf! Pizza." I can't tell you their surname because I think they still live around here but that was daft as well
  10. Wasn't there a couple called Cart who named their kid Orson?
  11. steveo

    Pet assassin

    I haven't tried them yet. They offer strangling and stabbing http://www.pet-assassin.co.uk/
  12. Or a Prince album
  13. Yes I think the old forum big beasts should be prevented from silently packing up their tents without leaving some kind of forwarding address
  14. steveo

    10 veg a day

    Mmm, tomato animal
  15. They aren't coming in from outside, they are hibernating in your curtains and door/window frames
  16. The BBC managed to link the sand with climate change this morning. Their expert filled a large gap warning vulnerable people to stay in but then said we all need to get out on our bikes more
  17. steveo

    10 veg a day

    What about chicken?
  18. steveo

    10 veg a day

    I didn't know there were ten vegetables
  19. Americans just sound stupid when they say wankerrr And even worse when they try the C word, lose heart half way through it then end up sounding apologetic A word like that needs space around it like a great picture on a white wall, and confidence in its utterance as befits its position as the apotheosis of foul language
  20. Got that off my chest Thanks
  21. steveo

    Hello

    Situation normal, a lady's flowers didn't arrive, computedshorty went to a boot fair. Quite traumatic all of it
  22. There'll be one of us in Paris a week today. Shall I give them a message?
  23. steveo

    Max Clifford

    He claims not to remember any of the girls but his diary reveals he employed one of them
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