TheArtfulDogger

I was a lesbian once, but I didn't fit in as I wasn't butch enough ... B) gets hat and coat and leaves the forum for the night for the relative safety of the Kebab shop

surely that is overkill Dear Woof won't a SheWee do as well ?

I knew I would wear you down in the end.... ::o Yea Woof what the tooting heck has happened to you

sigh - Missy Muck - does that mean you are up for a quick trip to the car park on the Rye then or not..? don't waste my time now on all that word (fore)play ;-)

Ladymuck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Why heeeeell no, you lazy goodfornothing sack of > fleas...youz carry on like that and you iz gonna > have another eye patch to match your first... > > you got that dogbreath? "Well now missy Muck" drawls the man with the eye patch "that sure is fighting talk from where I am a standing" Stands taller at bar, or as tall as a dog in a hat can, and decides that Missy Muck is his sort of wimmin

the man with the patch over his eye looks lazily at Lady Muck and rolls his syllables slowly as he eyes muck up and down ?Why there missy? he declares, ?I do hope you weren?t thinking of spitting your chewing tabaccie on my boots as well !? leans back and takes another shot of ?Special Kebab sauce?

brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Moi? No Dodger, the most daring place for me was > in a bed ..... with the lights on Who's this here Dodger geezer ? It's Artful or to you Mr Dogger !!

There is a strange eerie silence surrounding the Woof lottery at the moment Tumble weeds are blowing through the narrow streets of the forum A lone rider can be seen far off in the distance A man, with a patch over one eye peers down a spy glass and looks at the rider and can just make out that it is woof running off with the contents of the meat wagon He lowers his spy glass , looks down and spits out some chewing tabaccie on to his shoe ?shoot? declares the man with the patch over one eye ?them there were my best boots? he looks around at the deserted town and declares to himself ?Boys there?s gonna be a lynching if that there vermit Woof doesn?t hold the draw soon? He turns and re-enters the kebab shop and vanishes into a secret room at the back?..

You forgot Ice cream from the van that isn't (an ice cream van) ;-)

I so misread this thread Bitten on the bottom and the MILF IT monster of Peckham Rye Was already packing up ready to leave the area as I thought I had a dogging rival on the rye... but then the truth bit me on the asp of reason (so to speak) (Rubs eyes and goes back into Kebab shop when the dark can be blamed for the mis-read)

Simple Live in South East London where there are no tubes and voila no problems in the morning when there are no tubes !!

spooky Just as I was reading this it turned up... I wonder if they are actually selling something else then Ice Cream (winks slyly at Mustapha the bloke behind the counter)

katie1997 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > * looks into crystal ball * > > sees future thread titled 'in a cell at the back > of the police station' posted at 4am..... > > > 'special' sauce will no doubt be to blame.... Oi You leave my crystal balls out of this young lady !!! besides 4am is far too early to be up the back of a police station (or up the back of any thing to be honest) Now 4am is a perfect time to visit Club 56 on Peckham High Street for the coolest French-Ghanian sounds around... or at least they will sound that way at 4am. brum, that sounds like a perfect thread for you to start...you go first then the rest of us will come after ::o

woof tell your young un that he follows the jedi knight religion that may not help nut it will be fun swearing aligance to fact as a brush

does this mean stephen hawkins can't join as his latest book dismisses the need for God in the creation of the universe poor poor stephen

rose is that any religion or are the cubs only for the chrisian boys sounds a bit different from when i joined the brownies (sorry CUBS)

dear woof THAT was a quiet one so next time beware as it is Going to be a messy night out you up for it (and some "special" kebab sauce)

no idea next to the cherry

ktazy

I heard recently that the latest scam is to use a jammer that blocks the radio signal for the alarm, thus you think it is locked but it isn't and they can just stroll in and take the car at their leisure. Not saying this is how it was done, but well worth checking that your vehicle is actually locked after pressing the remote

is there life on mars ?

oh oh can we give the lane snt 999 or has it already gone ?>:D<

Brendan Wrote: > Similarly, try to avoid watching reruns of Baywatch after preparing Mexican food. Is that because it repeats ???

kel !

Never go to the toilet after handling raw chillies It's not clever - but it sure is big after !!!