TheArtfulDogger

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being a 'dog of the night' I only sleep when I am supposed to be guarding the family hairylooms (o something like that)

does no one on here have a secret fantasy about cleaning my kennel ? surely one of you has strange ideas of fun ? ::o

there you go djkq sounds like a date to me and if you are in to fantasy fulfillment can you come and clean my kennel ?

looking for a lesbian date in the lounge djkq isn't that a SEXCRIME

see Louisiana - my point exactly - the text of your last post has just vanished without a trace

Thanks tfc I have to ask a very cynical question, but in order to save our local shops we need to shop locally, therefore why are we not holding the christmas market in the heart of lordship lane so that it encourages people to visit the market and also shop on lordship lane. by holding it away from our main shopping area are you not encouraging people away from our local shops at at time they need the spend the most ? Just a thought but wouldn't it be better to work with rather then against the interests of the local traders ?

It's like the SE22 Triangle Posts go in but sometimes the are never seen again... spooky

I accuse myself of the following crimes... I have seduced Party members of both sexes... I've been to the proletarian areas... I deliberately contracted syphilis in order to spread the disease... to my wife and other Party members. Together with other agents, I have counterfeited banknotes... wrecked industrial machinery, polluted the water supply... guided Eurasian rocket bombs to targets on Airstrip One by means of coded radio signals. I stand here, a victim of the influence of DJ KillaQueen. Guilty on all counts. I'm glad I was caught. I was mentally deranged. Now I am cured. I ask only for you to accept my love of our Administrator. I ask only to be shot while my mind is still clean.

I think the Noooo and Yessss were with the wrong pictures there.... or maybe they should both be Noooooooo Hats off to your sister for posing at such short notice there !!!

Apologies if this topic already posted. Transport for London have proposed creation of a PINK cycle superhighway (painted PINKin honour of the Lesbian threads , as the few cycle lanes around London have been painted blue for the Boris bikes) running from Penge to the City. Judging by the route on the map (here: [www.tfl.gov.uk]), the route runs all the way down Lordship Lane, Dog Kennel Hill, Denmark Hill, Camberwell Rd, Walworth Road. I think this is a great thing if it makes cycling into town from ED a bit safer. plus with the colour PINK being used it may well hide the blood when idiots take the Boris bikes out without a helmet (Raises cycle hat to DJKQ for the concept)

Katie, dearest Katie I think DJKQ had started a thread where no one should complain that it is off topic (there really isn't one) and if people don't want to read it they just switch to another topic It was in response to the Admin cleaning up the other topic and the barbers and crew cuts seem to be one of the things that vanished over night as for setting the rules... I thought the lounge bent them (cricky could be in serious trouble if it doesn't) (and no - still no idea on the crew cut bit either !!)

so it was YOU Missy Muck that I have to blame for Custard in my M&S thong ...hmmm that explains half of the problem... the other half is "how on earth did I end up coming home in a thong I didn't go out in ...." as Toyah usd to sing "It's a mystery"

PeckhamRose Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Deleted posts? Surely not. Fraid so.... someone got over zealous in both their messages and deleting us all... Cries foul at the ref and gets ignored

ohhh bows down to the queen of late night haunts... you need to do something about that nasty cough you have there hun !!

Moi, maybe, maybe not.... and is payles open at that time (yours appears to be the voice of experience here)

waynetta Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I have a lesbian in it....oh sorry , wrong thread Entirely inappropriate comment Waynetta - (is she your 'beard' ?)

dear woof you are never in when I come-a calling !!!

I believe the 'Beard' in question is a bike (sorry the Motor type) ao they can pretend to have something big between their thighs ::o

Missy Muck and DJ - to start the ball rolling, I think I started last night with (and excuse me I have a THisp) I was a THesbian once, but I didn't fit in as I wasn't butch enough ... gets hat and coat and leaves the forum for the night for the relative safety of the Kebab shop

I loved it today a great excuse to go in early and leave late (6)

okay frak the other thread who complaoned lets talk abou thesbians and their crew cuts here :)) even better if you can reuse a deleted message

It wasn't me I wasn't there that other dog made me do it get down Shep you bad boy

don't worry kel my bus is empty shame I can't say the same for the roads

DJKillaQueen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ha ha....well you might be suprised to know that > lesbians trim and shave as much as any > woman..... look of horror on poor Artfuls face as he realises that Bearded Ladies are in fact all lesbians .... shoot there goes that fantasy Thanks for Nothing DJKilla