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TheArtfulDogger

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  1. There goes the hood Time to sell up and move to the next up coming area before house prices crash as a result of the invading chains Mark my words young uns this is just the start of the rot !
  2. At 4.23am isn't the test card the only thing on ? Maybe that explains Henry's confusion !
  3. Welcome to the matrix neo-medic You think that's East Dulwich air that you are breathing ...
  4. Grab a tray off the bar, pick up some emptys from the other tables then approach their table, make light conversation with them , a little flirting then if all goes well confess you aren't a barman, sit down and carry on the conversation If all else fails you can always take their order and go to the bar knowing what they all drink for next time you meet them. Be brave dear heart
  5. peckham_ryu Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ready chopped garlic and chilli on the other hand: > gone are the days of accidentally rubbing your eye > and regretting it for the rest of the day! Worse still working with chilli then removing contact lenses (ouch) only to rediscover the pain the next day when putting the lenses back in (double ouch)
  6. rahrahrah Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yeah, what is that about.. holding the phone out > in front of you and talking on speaker? Why do > people do that? No idea but the do it on reality shows like the apprentice to allow the cameras and audience to hear the conversation Maybe the people who do it have a warped sense of importance and think people are interested in them... Only time I wanted to hear more was when I sat next to an attractive American girl on a bus who was talking to her friend about appearing on a reality show about orgies ... Really wanted to hear the other side of that conversation
  7. Interesting, just looked at the updated plans which makes the ground and first floor more in keeping but they still have a new second floor which is out of keeping with the rest of the street This is what they were proposing http://planbuild.southwark.gov.uk/documents/?GetDocument=%7b%7b%7b!6R4K5YZyvkyGo25oSLtxug%3d%3d!%7d%7d%7d This is the new proposal http://planbuild.southwark.gov.uk/documents/?GetDocument=%7b%7b%7b!DNanE5pqlcqb7JSO38mXWw%3d%3d!%7d%7d%7d Question is , will the changes be enough to get it approval and will they seek variation of change once the plans are in to revert back to the origional proposal.. Thanks for the update craigy boy
  8. Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Pubs and bars that don't put ashtrays for smokers > on their outside tables. Sorry can't resist People who insist on smoking outside the entrance to bars and pubs thus polluting the lungs of those going in ... Actually my bigger gripe is those who take their last big draw on a cigerrete just so they board a bus or train then let their smoke filled breath out inside said vehicle 🙄
  9. Just seen the news and the fact that the protesters who stormed city airport last week got an 18 month conditional discharge and ?95 costs despite stopping around 131 flights. A totally disproportional result considering the disruption they caused. I really hope the airlines and the 9000 passengers that were affected that day will club together to sue them for loss of earnings and the disruption that they caused to people (Rant over)
  10. Thank the stars that Vulcan bombers don't fly over, now they would keep you awake at night plus vibrate the fillings out of your teeth Sigh I miss them now they are retired
  11. What is it this week about bring old threads back... Why next we will be talking about remaking Ben hur, Westworld or the magnificent seven ;-)
  12. Is it just me or does the title of this thread http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?30,1725069 make me wonder if they are looking for a cleaner for intimate areas ?
  13. And your point is? Caller
  14. Is that tenorland where they sing to you Whilst you buy a bottle of washing up liquid and matchmakers for over the asking price foxy ? Oh matchmakers ... I mentioned them now I want them .. Peckham here I come
  15. Two days left to get your objections in So far 7 people have, 6 of them based on height, materials and overlooking other properties. If you want to object (or support) then the more people who do the better As said before the site needs something doing to it, but obviously not the plan as submitted
  16. Better than veggie fartED !
  17. TheArtfulDogger

    cats

    Damn this predictive text that always replaces "cat" with cat ... See what I mean I tried so hard to insert cat there and all I got was cat ... Grrrrr
  18. TheArtfulDogger

    cats

    Maybe its a bit like having pampas grass in your front garden in the 70s A lady advertises a cat or kitten for sale, invites gentlemen callers around to see her "cat" and then asks money for it... Of course I could be totally wrong but it's a good rumour if ever I heard one !
  19. I suppose it could be useful if you have a bad stomach and pebble dash the toilet 😂
  20. Obviously eating fried chicken is just the tip of the iceberg... Once finished they will throw the bones over the wall, thus encouraging those thives in the night "the fox bros" who will ransack the bins looking for other tasty treats and screaming like babies being murdered. Equally the chicken eaters will throw the box in the bin which will allow the ladies with trollies to rifle through it looking fir chicken boxes and other things that can be used for private information to steal your identity Then not forgetting that the chicken eaters will, fuelled by fizzy pop, need to pee and will leave orange liquid in bottles on said wall. So therefore sitting on a wall eating fried chicken can lead to a whole host of other minor crimes ... Solution is simply to close all chicken shops, thus also reducing the nations obesity crisis overnight. However saying all that I have no idea how safe talfourd road is ...
  21. Try a cold shower just before bed, cools you down, removes sweat and stops impure thoughts about ..... ... Oh to late that thought us in my head again....
  22. Sounds like a Suffragette to me 🤓
  23. Interesting question, maybe look at how the travelling community live for a pointer as they obviously have a way of insuring their vehicles, registering (temporarily ) with doctors and schools and other essential services. Therefore it's not as impossible as you you have implied as there is a way to still live and use services even with a temporary address Alternatively go completely off grid and become a hermit Good luck with your dilemma
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