TheArtfulDogger

Help-Ma-Boab Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > CB replies at 7.20, Pato at 7.23... > > Are you two near each other....on a Friday > evening, date? Woooohooo. If they were , it didn't go well as they were both sitting there on their phones accessing the forum.....🤐

Sue Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "I really enjoy torturing small helpless fluffy animals", oh dear. OMG YOU KILLED TUFTY DIDN'T YOU .

rupert james Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Do you have to hav register number as the dropped > kerb and drive has been in place since the house > was built 1875. > > Never heard of this before. Is this yet another > Southwark ruling. > > Appreciate knowing Before the council will do anything they require you to register your crossover as one with a problem, this then allows their enforcement team to keep an eye on it and ticket or remove Parker cars (potentially including your own or visitors) If subsequently someone blocks you in, you call the council , tell them it's a registered crossover and they can take appropriate action.

Up early (new time) after clocks changed Foggy morning Recovering from dog flu Bacon sandwich sounds the perfect pick me up

Robert Poste's Child Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You'd have thought I'd > taken my clothes off and danced naked on the > bakery counter. Again... Oh well guess "nice buns" would be appropriate here

Hey Bob Looking in Sues gardening book, if you dig a perfect trench 6 feet deep, 7 feet long and 3 feet wide then you can plant and grow your own BuilderausShagaMisses which should grow a tall stiff plant that your misses can utilise whilst you spend solitary evenings dibbing in your potting shed 😎

Sue Your post reminds me of the dead parrot sketch from Momty Python Just replace "dead parrot" in the script with "cook book" and you are almost there. The BBC pays pounds, shillings and pence for gold like this 😂 Although laughing aside I can understand your irritation at the mis classification and the resulting conversation, but it's still not right for the charity shop to use the emotional blackmail angle without knowing your history. Final word from me "Mr. Praline: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's a gardening book, that's what's wrong with it!"

Posters who pitch up in the middle of a conversation, take a stand (right or wrong) then flames those who question his point of view claiming bullying tactics are being used because people disagree with him and telling them they have nothing of value to add... Well welcome to a discussion forum where all views are valid and allowed (maybe not correct or agreed with) Yes Pop / Fazer I am directing this directly at you 😈

Lol, nope I've never won the euro lottery either Oh hang on you don't mean winning loads of cash now do you 🤓

Seeing people in company or public accessed vehicles smoking whilst they are driving (which is also legislated against for passive smoking reasons) this afternoon I saw a driving instructor smoking, hopefully the air cleared before the next pupil got in

Love the following private message I have just read .. Sigh 😰 Hardly in the spirit of holding a dialogue now is it Pop / Fazer ? Please leave me alone go away From: pop9770 To: TheArtfulDogger Date: 28/10/2016 14:36 unless you have something positive to add leave me alone !

Pop / Fazer wrote ---------------------- "trolling is clearly defined you'll see by all definitions above TheArtfulDogger has made a trolling post" Curious how laughing at someone calling you a troll and posting an image that amused me which doesn't claim you are a troll or anything else classes me as a troll Loved you pm as well, maybe you need to lie down in a quiet room and get some sleep sir as you are ranting at the moment

Oh dear Pop / Fazer being s troll has made me laugh Especially when I saw this

* pads in softly to quiet room * * looks around for doggy treats, can't smell or see any * * cocks leg against fireplace and with a long sizzzzzzzzllllleeee the fire goes out * * realises that it's now quiet and very very dark in here , lets out a silent but deadly and leaves the room *

Discovered this quirky comedy last week (e4) and I have to say that it is delivering smiles of amusement so far A sort of cross between a uk version of Buffy, crazy demons and good English humour. Especially loved the demon calling her childminder last night followed by "this is the last time I possess a single mum" Has anyone else come across Crazyhead ?

It looks like it will be open very soon, on the stretch opposite Tescos on Peckham rye Gawd, there goes the neighbourhood prices

A builder friend by any chance help-ma-boab ?

So reading into your post pop/Fazer you are saying that your ancestors developed a high level of hearing specifically to hear Pterodactyls flying overhead at 5am and as a result thousands of years later you wake up in fear when a Boeing 747 goes overhead Wow I can see now how special you are now 🤔

So that's the 20 segments plus the bulls eye on my dart board sorted, now to find uses for the other 12 images. Bob Buzzard could use them for practicing with his double barrelled 😳

I challenged him on that very fact a short while ago in this thread and received a denial

Pop Two recommendations for you to cope Either move away to a quieter area or triple glazing Aircraft noise isn't going anywhere soon and you do appear to be in the minority of ed residents that it causes so much anguish to

James Barber Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hi TheArtfuldogger, > I thought Mynamehere gave a sensible suggestion of > why the yellow box had been repainted there. Actually James, I was looking for an official reason / response why a yellow box has been repainted where there is no longer s Junction. can you as my Local councillor chase this up with the necessary department and post their reply here please Many thanks

James Any views on the insane decision to reprint the yellow box in this thread ? http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?5,1743489

Can you return virginity ? There are some clever doctors out there but that may be a task too far !!! 😳 Of course I may have guessed wrong !

Lowlander Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Does that mean by December we won't have to put up > with you any longer? Is it buzzard season already? That will solve my Christmas dinner dilemma, a bit chewy (the fat) and stringy (along) but it will be good to get to the end of the meal that these posts try to start Bob , maybe your wife will be able to blag a new plumber to help stuff her (bird) Oh and if you want gun advice, pump action is always useful especially when wearing a balaclava or motor bike helmet on the way to your manor, son !