OliviaDee

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tom

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good post. i hate hearing people slag off the nhs. sure, like anything else it can and does have its failings, but having lived in two countries with no public health i think it is sublime! glad you were so well and promptly taken care of.

three year olds

baby what you want me to do - van morrison

suckers

it is fabulous and the kids love it. yes well done to Denise Fulgoni!

tom leher

van dylan waits. bowie's good on lyrics too.

get a butterfly on your ankle some chinese thing on your belly/bum initials on your nape and a celtic bracelet and then you'll be like really really cool and individual. forever.

i once had a poo, breast fed and took a conference call all at the same time. it just all happened and i dealt with it as it came up. life is just not the same with children. might as well get used to it. you are not odd. you are the parent of a footballing turdmonster. and damn all you can do about it now except be a good goalie.

pushing it. no.

but even out of that little bit of eye - you never looked like elvis.

sword

i can only see a little bit out of one eye too - and i looked glamorous to me.

david

you're safe in your sleep from this girl - my bloody valentine

that's the one.

:)) don't like those smiley thngs - but that's for you jah lush for obvious reasons

i touch myself - blondie

me and mrs jones - marvin gaye

screamadelica was a brilliant summer album (yeah i know it's supposed to be songs) or maybe i was just having a brilliant summer and that was the album that just happened to be out. who knows. i was too busy obeying the lyrics.

should i stay or should i go? clash (said kinks - duh) spelt 'duh' wrong. duh.

a few years ago my eldest girl was flower girl at my brother's wedding. got her all ready in her little white dress - looking angelic etc... etc... 1 and a half minutes left for mammy to brush a couple of teeth, comb a few hairs - scoot into the hotel ensuite come back ONE MINUTE later - and she has opened up a nappy that is full of maltesers - you know those ones? a family size pack and she has thrown the whole lot of them from one end of the room to the other, mashed them into the bed jumping up and down - and yes, 'washed' her hands all down the dress, and then tried to clean it up with a baby wipe. even put some in the minibar which we found later that night. carnage. and not so long ago my youngest went for her afternoon nap and 20 minutes later we went to investigate due to the smell - two floors away! she had opened up a nice gooey runny one and finger painted every single surface in her bedroom - every wall - every piece of furniture - every item of clothing in the wardrobe - i mean everything. bobby sands would have been proud. and then ... she got the SUDOCREME - i mean at least poo washes out. and she covered herself in sudocrem 'the way mammy does' and then she rolled around all over the bed and carpet and curtains! shite. i used to be glamorous.