dulwichmum

24) Inviting your mother to come and stay for the weekend... OHMYGOD!

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charliecharlie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > oh deary deary me... some people are really > falling behind here... didn't anyone see the BBC3 > documentary last week??? (called something like > 'Where is art now'...) it was all about how > amazingly 'worth a visit' Peckham and Deptford > are.. > > Deptford and Peckham are clearly the hottest spots > around and are where all the intersting stuff is > happening > > Doooo try to keep up please! Don't tell me you believe everything you see on TV sweetie? Peckham is interesting to anthropologists studying gang crime and that is all. Just because some Oxbridge graduate with rich papa, a flat in Maida Vale and a comission from Tiger Aspect found it fascinating, doesn't mean everyone else will (laughs socks off).

Moi aussi!

Never go to Peckham. Not for any reason. If it is essential for you to procure bush meat or 3 wigs for ?10, try Brixton. The street lighting is better.

Mitcham (takes dog stunner out of handbag)

Brixton (clutches chest) Peckham (OHMYGOD) Forest Hill (throws up) Lewisham (almost inhales own teetj)

But the point is not the ?30, clearly! It is the waste of police time and the fact that they want tiny poppets to cycle in traffic. She has only just started to cycle her bicycle (stomps foot).

yes Mr Keef, the au pair was cycling on the pavement too, and yes, I know it looks dreadful. They were coming out of the school gates towards the zebra crossing, and the au pair would have had to cycle on the opposite side of the street from the child, as that is the direction they were heading - in the rain. They should make a cycle path. Michael dear, you know that my children are tiny. How dare you try to offend me like this, and you know that frowning accentuates my fine lines and wrinkles...

My perfect child was cycling through Dulwich Village this evening avec au pair, when they were stopped by a police man and given a ?30 fine for cycling on the pavement! I am horrified. It is extremely unsafe for tiny children to cycle on the road through rush hour congested traffic. Do they expect us to collect our children in cars or do they genuinely want our children to get exercise and preserve the environment? Like everything else, current policies are all about image. On a week when the news has been filled with horrific tales of a school girl being gang raped in Peckham, why are Southwark police in Dulwich Village outside a junior school harassing cycling parents and child carers? Should they not be protecting the vulnerable of Southwark? This is symptomatic of a broken Britain. This is a country where career politicians milk the system for everything it is worth. I am still reeling due to Gordon Brown's stupid suggestion of removing tax breaks for working parents. HOW DARE THEY (stomps foot)? Who do they think pays the tax in this country?

Yes! My mother tried to convert the man from this company to the one true church... I just spoke to her. >:D

My mother "won" something like this, and "a fat man in a cheap suit" tried to force her to buy a time share. Then the costs of the charges/taxes etc on top of the flight became obvious, and ran into hundreds of pounds. He hadn't met Brenda before, she took out her bible, her pictures of Padre Pio, rosary beads, splinters of the true cross etc, and tried to convert him to Catholicism. Eventually, he paid for her taxi home, admitted they were all sinners and apologised profusely! Brenda is a defenceless Irish widow... Its a con.

Indeed Declan, you are probably right. I never, ever read anything I write (stomps foot).

Declan dear heart, was the female swimmer from New Zealand? Or was she German? Although German's seem to wear underarm hair as a badge of pride, more so than the entire bikini paragraph thing. I had to say it, you know it is true, just like the fact that men from Canada all wear enormous Y fronts and all Italian men have genital herpes. I am not being racialist, I am just stating facts. You don't think that writing for the Daily Mail is starting to effect my personality do you?

When the forum was off, I checked out a few others and if I didn't see anything going on that interested me, I didn't hang around. Why would anyone read a forum like this if they found it humourless or uninteresting? I find this sort of thread hilarious. This is someone who has been banned.

Woof dear, you are clearly living in Peckham. Why have you not mentioned this in the past? Every child on our road is called at least one of the following: Iris, Charlotte, Olympia, Freya, Hector, Columbus, George, Max or "Stone", but his paerents are from North Dublin (lottery winners, clearly!). OHMYGOD!

I agree with Huguenot, New Zealanders are renowned for their profuse and unruley pubic hair. I once had a flat mate from Christchurch who had a bikini line from her nipples to her knees. Think carefully sweetie...

My very best friend, we met at the age of 4, has always known she was adopted, and although she adored her parents, she wanted for nothing, she had no siblings. She lost her father recently and she was crushed. She has four lovely children and a nice husband. My friend went looking for her mum, via Barnardo's and discovered several siblings. One sister has always lived around the corner, as a child and now in another location as an adult. I have to say, my great friend now has contentment. She is now one of a big family. They don't have lots of shared interest, she has not found soul mates, but she has completed her jigsaw - if you see what I mean.

How very dare you (bitch slaps cheeky skamp with an enormous handbag)! Tell me when you are ready for me to remove my heel from your throat. Submit?

Krug anyone?

Have they let Charles Kennedy out of The Priory yet? It is such a shame that he has been so unwell. He had a hell of a lot more about him that anyone the Cons or Lib Dems have come up with since.