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Look Mikecg, I am sure you are lovely. Why don't you just take a little time out to read the forum. You could think before you actually put your fingers to a keyboard (in a month or two). You could read what others say for a while - if they have not all ended their association with this forum by now. Once there was clever conversation on here. Bright people engaged in witty conversation and I was considered the air head. You make me feel like Stephen Hawking. This is not my forum. I never considered it to be, not ever. I was once in awe of so many forumites. Now I am almost embarassed by any association with it. Why don't you and your doggy friends take some time out to read for a while. And not just the forum, read some books and maybe even a broadsheet newspaper or two. You can get some help with that kind of thing at public libraries you know.

Look Mikecg, I am sure you are lovely. Why don't you just take a little time out to read the forum. You could think before you actually put your fingers to a keyboard (in a month or two). You could read what others say for a while - if they have not all ended their association with this forum by now. Once there was clever conversation on here. Bright people engaged in witty conversation and I was considered the air head. You make me feel like Stephen Hawking. This is not my forum. I never considered it to be, not ever. I was once in awe of so many forumites. Now I am almost embarassed by any association with it. Why don't you and your doggy friends take some time out to read for a while. And not just the forum, read some books and maybe even a broadsheet newspaper or two. You can get some help with that kind of thing at public libraries you know.

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You see DM this is where I think you have gone too > far, how dare you try to dictate to anybody about > their intelligence and the quality of theyre posts > or what ever. is the forum now an exclusive club > to alianate people who have a different idea about > what humour is than you. > > I dont care for what you say, your credibility is > worthless, you are a bully and a hach who happens > to write a blog that is tired weak and without > doubt tediously unfunny. > > You dont own the forum DM although you have been > aggrovating it since it inception. Sarcasm was just one of the services we once offered on this forum. Reading that - is that rebuttle? OHMYGOD. I don't know what your problem is but I bet it is hard to pronounce. Have you considered Omega 3 fish oils?

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You see DM this is where I think you have gone too > far, how dare you try to dictate to anybody about > their intelligence and the quality of theyre posts > or what ever. is the forum now an exclusive club > to alianate people who have a different idea about > what humour is than you. > > I dont care for what you say, your credibility is > worthless, you are a bully and a hach who happens > to write a blog that is tired weak and without > doubt tediously unfunny. > > You dont own the forum DM although you have been > aggrovating it since it inception. Sarcasm was just one of the services we once offered on this forum. Reading that - is that rebuttle? OHMYGOD. I don't know what your problem is but I bet it is hard to pronounce. Have you considered Omega 3 fish oils?

Dear Tony.London Suburbs, This forum was a fabulous place to check into throughout the day. A great source of entertainment. It is just the pits right now. Lots of empty vessels and noise, noise, noise. OHMYGOD!

Dear Tony.London Suburbs, This forum was a fabulous place to check into throughout the day. A great source of entertainment. It is just the pits right now. Lots of empty vessels and noise, noise, noise. OHMYGOD!

I rest my case. Why don't you slip into something more comfortable like a coma... I am visualising you tossing your key board into a skip right now. I am thinking positive thoughts.

I rest my case. Why don't you slip into something more comfortable like a coma... I am visualising you tossing your key board into a skip right now. I am thinking positive thoughts.

Mikecg, I will try being nicer if you try being more intelligent. This forum is being spoiled by vacuous school boy bantor. It feels like hearing a group of aggressive twelve year olds talking too loud on the upstairs of the bus. Really now. Don't believe we want to hear everything you think or find some other place to humiliate yourself.

Mikecg, I will try being nicer if you try being more intelligent. This forum is being spoiled by vacuous school boy bantor. It feels like hearing a group of aggressive twelve year olds talking too loud on the upstairs of the bus. Really now. Don't believe we want to hear everything you think or find some other place to humiliate yourself.

Mikecg darling. Why don't you consider this an omen darling, and leave the internet alone for a while. You would join some kind of club for like-minded people. Perhaps a drinking club, or take up exercise or get yourself a Wii or a Nintendo and some games. Anything. Please... I will give you my son's computer games. Please lovely man, try something else for a while. We need a break.

Mikecg darling. Why don't you consider this an omen darling, and leave the internet alone for a while. You would join some kind of club for like-minded people. Perhaps a drinking club, or take up exercise or get yourself a Wii or a Nintendo and some games. Anything. Please... I will give you my son's computer games. Please lovely man, try something else for a while. We need a break.

In the name of God and all of his lovely saints and angels. Yet another of "those" threads. Do you have to start every single thought that occurs to you as a thread sweetie? God this is going to be a long day. Where are all of the witty threads that we used to have on here?

In the name of God and all of his lovely saints and angels. Yet another of "those" threads. Do you have to start every single thought that occurs to you as a thread sweetie? God this is going to be a long day. Where are all of the witty threads that we used to have on here?

This is exactly the sort of thread that is sending regular forumites running for the door. Really now Mr Wolf, how bored are you exactly? The next time you dream up a thread like this sweetie, why don't you just raise your hand and place it over your mouth. Where is all of the intelligent bantor gone from this forum? If I throw a stick, will you leave?(realises that skirt is tucked into knickers, blushes and backs towards the door)

This is exactly the sort of thread that is sending regular forumites running for the door. Really now Mr Wolf, how bored are you exactly? The next time you dream up a thread like this sweetie, why don't you just raise your hand and place it over your mouth. Where is all of the intelligent bantor gone from this forum? If I throw a stick, will you leave?(realises that skirt is tucked into knickers, blushes and backs towards the door)

Indeed Cassius, they should not paint the castle, or spruce it up in any way. All of the lovely Paddy builders and local artesan types need somewhere to go for a drink after a hard days work. I would rather they had somewhere separate to relax, where they are not worried about spoiling the lovely seats. I hate to see these untidy sorts in Black Cherry.

Throws enormous butterfly net over BBW and smirks: "Brace yourself sweetie, I know a vet with a big pair of scissors"

Get over it Mr Wolf. I am incredibly er... incredible!

Walks casually along the edge of pool in pair of black fluffy high heel mules and super swim suit, leans down and smirks at Michael. "You love it don't you sweetie?" and pours large bottle of Belazu chile infused oil into the water. Runs for the door...

Yes, OK then, that will be 7 and a half stone of dark chocolate with a peppermint centre for me then. I have gained a couple of pounds since Easter...

It is true, it was me. I love driving to work via Sainsbury's on Dog Kennel Hill when the school traffic is off the road (you didn't honestly expect me to stay home when the poppets are off for half term did you? They are BAKING today, for Gods sake?). Anyhow, I had to get out of Dulwich quickly, and I decided to head up Lordship Lane with my entourage. I bought a Vente Latte with an extra shot to go from Starbucks and that was all...

I was only making a tailors dummy. I really can't see a problem here (sigh). Now, time to pull off the duct tape... OHMYGOD, you are hairy Michael!!! Quick, someone call a paramedic. I think he is suffering from alopecial shock, he has lost a lot of hair (waves to Shosh). Er... I would like my own body weight in Frys Chocolate Cream please...

"We are making a tailors dummy sweetie, not reconstructing a scene from "Wire in the Blood. Now, where did I put that scissors?"