dulwichmum

OH MY WORD! It has a 6ft cord and plugs into the mains... It lookis like some kind of industrial pummeling device for knocking down supporting walls. It is not for everyone darling (gulp). I don't mind wafting about the house in expensive lingerie, looking fabulous for my man. But that thing looks terrifying. Can I just assure everyone that I am using my ROC device for exfoliation purposes only.

Mr Wolf, What a filthy mind! Shame on you.

Now you are getting the idea (smirk). Life is too short for pyjamas or comfortable shoes!

Any site that suggests these for nightwear is best left for old ladies in institutions sweetie. Why not visit Agent Provocateur?

Perfect wee quinnie, Uncle Jah is right. Go to one of those blingtastic nail bars on the Walworth Road and get yourself a glossy pedicure for ?20, then go to Westfield and buy yourself some virtiginous strappy sandals. You are so slim and elegant sweetie, go and show off.

Well to be honest, I would not recommend it at all. I adore fine dining, but it felt like the intention wass never really to feed the audience - simply to get them drunk and loosen their tongues enough to make good TV. They were practically sitting in people's laps to film them. Everyone was very nice, but in three hours we got the tiniest slices of French stick, lots of vino, and a tiny starter. I was considering eating my handbag...

Oh Cassius darling, thank you for supporting me, especially as I am so very fragile today. I would like to apologise to the noble potato for my insult.

*Whimper*

Oh I can't insert the damn image. I have the hangover from hell today. I went to the filming of that BBC chef thingy last night at The Rosendale and had a fairy sized portion of carpaccio starter and two bottles of wine in three hours. We left in case we descended into a diabetic coma or drunken stupor.

Do you not think that he looks remarkably like a Maris Piper? http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/QImOwORdfAL/Five+Minutes+Heaven+2009+Sundance+Portrait/KeJ_BTIcl_E/James+Nesbitt

Well clearly, he is of Paddy descent, and therefor there are obvious associations with the potato. But for me, I would choose Mr Nesbit because of his extreme unattractiveness. I have observed him strutting around Sainsbury's in Dog Kennel Hill, and I felt sure then that he would benefit from a good boiling.

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2007/08/02/nesbitt460.jpg

I wasn't trying to be rude! Another example of a product with a surprising alternative use was a book my mother gave me last year for Mothers Day - entitled "365 bible readings for Mothers". One evening when I was desperately waiting for my Ocado delivery, I was forced to shred the text which doubled as an absorbant alternative to cat litter.

Last week when I was wafting about in Peter Jones, I purchased myself a Roc Microdermabrasion kit. I used it (on my face) for the first time on Sunday evening, and described the joys of exfoliation on Twitter. To my disgust, several "ladies" sent me private messages claiming that the little vibratory appliance from the kit has "other uses". Quite frankly, I am disgusted. http://www.safemeans.co.uk/images/roc-system.jpg Are there many other appliances that may have alternative uses? A bicycle pump that doubles up as a mini vacuum cleaner perhaps?

RosieH! I have those exact Alexander McQueen shoes! The ankle strap is simply divine. COMFORT IS COMPLETELY OVER-RATED. Put your best foot forward girls, this mummy needs some height...

wee quinnie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is it possible to have non-flat shoes that are > both: > > a) comfortabe? > b) desirable? > > > Is Cath Kidston's clothing a bit naff? I just > can't work it out. > > What should I wear these with? > http://www.toast.co.uk/product/shoes/FFFA1/patent+ > faust+heel.htm?categoryref=%2fcategory2.aspx%3fcat > egoryid%3dshoes% > 26seoterm%3dshoes%26 > > I have got the silver ones, not the blue ones. OHMYGOD...In the name of God and all of his saints and angels!!! Darling wee quinnie, send those shoes right back immediately. The fact that they are silver just serves to make them look even more like something a matronly fifty year old tap dancing teacher would wear. No, no, no. The next thing you know you will be plucking your chin hair and wearing support knickers. No it is not possible to wear shoes that are comfortable and desirable. Chin up sweetie, shoulders back and walk tall.

David darling, I would never dream of purchasing my atire from Cath Kidston. If I ever express and interest in dressing like a character from a Enid Blyton Famous Five book, lock me up and throw away the key (sigh).

No, I think you will find that high waisted trousers are a firm favourite with dodgy members of the clergy. Nautical look, high waisted trousers are very popular this year, but I am shocked to hear that DVF have a jump suit for ?300! I never realised they had become so affordable. I buy all of my jump suits at Wickes in Catford. They are a must-have in my line of work. There are lots of lovely long line t-shirts about, to wear with low rise jeans. Try Question Air dans le village.

This is genuinely shocking.

We have been there several times and had some really good meals. However, we went there most recently for Valentines day and were seated upstairs. The carpet on the stairs (which was meant to be a neutral shade) was just filthy. There were no curtains on the enormous draughty windows and it was freezing. I popped to the loo while we waited for the bill and the lock would not open on the door. I was in there for about 20 minutes before someone else came in and found me. When I told a waiter, he said "that happens all the time" dismissively! The menu was really limited too. We were really disappointed. I hope it picks up again.

This sounds super fabulous!

I can sense that if I ever meet you I may be forced to bitch slap you with my handbag!

My darling boy Max asked why everyone is so excited that Mr Obama Bin Laden is in town! (queue crash course on world politics)... The result of the G20 in real terms - I think of Obama every twenty seconds. The man is a god!

PM Mockney - King of all camera know how (worship, worship, worship)

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