dulwichmum

Oh no! I am a professional working woman, I cannot do week day mornings. I shall go to Battersea Park tomorrow night. I haven't even managed to get a damn spray tan. Please excuse me, I am off to drag the au pair out of her bed and to my en-suite to apply my San-Tropez tan. What am I going to wear now!

Oh no! Excuse me while I go and check out the timetable online. Thanks for the warning darling. I would hate to end up simply trotting that circuit around the park with all those red faced unkempt ladies simply because I got the day wrong!

Oh Brum darling, Are you sure about the head and wrist bands? I am afraid that the 1970's look is incredibly passee. I may go for a figure skimming silk jersey ensemble instead... I shall pop to Sloane Square on Thursday (late night shopping) to purchase a pair of Spanx. I will look simply stunning on Saturday morning (smirk). You boys have no idea of the care that the ladies of SE21 take. We never ever wear Crocs - there is no place in my wardrobe for shoes that can be cleaned in the dishwasher.

Oh Brum, I simply can't find a thing to wear! I want to look sexy and sporty and yet casual and windswept - I was hoping to purchase a luxurious cashmere tracksuit in a pastel shade of blue, but Joseph are out of stock and all I can find is this vile trendy ensemble! I found a knitted tracksuit at The White Company but they only have it in grey. I am at a loss (sob). I have an early hair appointment with Max for a blow dry (the darling managed to squeeze me in) at Peter John in Albemarle Street at 8.30 on Saturday, and I am having my spray tan on Friday evening after work at Jo Partridge on Croxted Road - but I still can't seem to locate the right outfit. Help (gulp)!

OHMYGOD! Mightyroar darling! Thank God one of us was there. I am so very excited. Hurrah!!!

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "that's why they banned smoking so that > they could promote family atmospheres". OHMYGOD! What planet are you from? The ban on smoking in pubs is part of a public health initiative, not a move on behalf of pubs to reach out to families. Have you read any of the figures on cancers caused by smoking and the cost of associated healthcare provision to the tax-payer? Will you think that if Gordon Brown puts an extra tax on alcohol in pubs that it is because he is trying to help landlords go upmarket and appeal to more wealthy patrons?

I am not ignoring you Mr Wolf, it is just that, for once, I don't quite know what to say!

I bought them for my new au pair. She is too damn slim for my liking. Tonight I gave her potato and pasta bake with crumbled tortilla chip topping for supper and boil washed her acrylic lingerie with a pair of my old jeans.

Michael darling, you are still in your prime sweetie. Your restraint in the face of a tray of Krispy Kreme has been an example to me.

Kalam dear, Apparently navy blue is the colour du jour, but it is not for everyone. I favour chocolate brown for my toes and a pristine chocolate manicure on my fingers too - although that seems to be a rather unforgiving colour when it comes to the occasional chip! I generally have a manicure each Saturday and then go for nude shades from Wednesday onwards (I apply this myself mid-week since the credit crunch). My underwear always, always co-ordinates, but usually not with my nails. Right now I am loving the Glamorous Amorous Website, and my new Beau Bra - but not for training in - clearly! I could catch those ribbons in the under growth in Dulwich Park!

Oh KalamityKel darling! Come and let me air kiss you on each cheek! Mwah, mwah! DM wuvs you too sweetie!:))

I would never put my perfect young family in any danger Brum dear. My life in SE21 makes Kimora Lee Simmons "Life in the fab lane" look like Coronation Street (sigh). That poor unattractive woman has no idea of the meaning of fabulosity! http://206.47.170.43/channels/images/kimoralee.jpg

Here is West Dulwich and Dulwich Village, you couldn't give The Guardian or Observer away. We are all Telegraph and Times readers. I so hope that you lot have learned your lesson (sigh).

How dare they imply that East Dulwich is actually Peckham. The Guardian is a rag.

Now I don't know if I explained myself properly, am I being paranoid PeckhamRose? What I meant was: There are many things that they are prejudiced about - like which school your children go to, which university you went to and where you do your grocery shopping, but not race. I will ask my friends what they think. They may have more insight than I. I certainly don't consider that we are racist, and I think that it is unfair to just assume and make sweeping generalisations.

Darling Brum, I AM NOT A SWINGER!!! How very dare you. I am a married lady, and I happen to have eyes in my head and a pulse - I would NEVER EVER be unfaithful to my husband. Have you any idea how wealthy he is?

Poor legalEagle-ish, What a shame. Why don't you go to your GP and ask for a referral to a consultant so that you can get advice, also the NHS direct web site can be worth a look. DM

In all seriousness - I agree with everything Huguenot said. Making unsupported accusations of racism against Dulwich Village is rediculous, we despise all things trailor trash and couldn't care less about race. I can see exactly who is prejudiced here. How vile is this thread?

citizenED Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hey Brum, I never gave you permission to > photograph me, let alone post it on the interweb! Why CitizenED! I had no idea that you were such stunning eye candy! Why don't you come to BMF too? I am sure that we could swing some sort of group discount for EDForumites!

There was no soft porn intent dear man. I simply needed to take some paracetamol and calm my nerves!

Darling man, each entry that you make on our current conversation is called a post. This conversation is called a thread. You really should try harder to get down with the kids sweetie!

Mockney dear, what is a French shower? Don't tell me that they engage in minimalist personal hygiene. I already bear a grudge against that entire nation because of their vulgar and inadequate toilet facilities.

Which previous thread?

OH MY GOD! I am going for a lie down!

Your throat darling, it was your throat...