dulwichmum

Oh Bigbadwolf, you are funny... I haven't laughed so hard in weeks. I may be forced to go and lie down. Bless!

Vile, NOCD. What an arse.

We have no problem here.

jocelyn Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Also net a porter have their logo on their vans! > I've seen them deliver to a lucky person on my > road several times. Yes, but you can request for it to be delivered in a brown paper bag, in an unmarked vehicle sweetie. My housekeeper came home from Morrisons unscathed - yes she walked five miles, but the exercise did her good. Even pensioners need to keep fit you know (sigh).

Please - we must stop this now. Ocado is a sign of obvious excess. We must send our housekeepers to do the shopping in Morrison's on the bus. This is the credit crunch darlings... Until Ocado start to deliver in unmarked vans like Net-a-porter, they will not be summoned by me to deliver to my home. It is so very over!

Indeed, my husband is a "master of the universe" (swoon)... Is there actually still a universe left (sob)?

My cups are brimming, but I must admit that I overindulged at Christmas (hic). Just 30 minutes a night on the power plate and I will be pert and perky by Valentines day!

I am sorry sweetie, I was suspicious at the mention of long johns, but the word "bunk" is always a huge turn off for me. The Rosendale is a terrific local spot for a nice meal on Valentines night. Not a gimick in sight.

Me neither!

Michael Palaeologus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "Dulwichmum worked? Oh my goodness, i need to sit > down" > > Oh Lordy yes. Ever so hard, mostly at night. > > It was through her profession that she met her > Sugar Da..., sorry, Husband. How very dare you Michael! Of course I worked dear friends. I have always dabbled in charity work. Not everywhere is as fabulous as SE21 you know.

OHMYGOD! I think you are rather lovely too..........prrrrrrrrrrrrr

So we are all agreed then? Peckham is vile!

Oh Michael darling, how very accurate! Camberwell is a great place to stock up on authentic Chinese foods and provisions and get assaulted by those with mental health issues!

Louisa sweetie, the word you were looking for was "bitch":)-D.

OK then, you win Louisa, it is vile. I am just glad I don't live as close to Peckham as you ;-).

OH.MY.GOD!!!

I worked in Peckham for over a decade, and in many ways it has improved. All of the building and redevelopment around the Lister and Gloucester Grove Estates are without question an improvement. That was well and truely a no-go area at night for even ambulances, GPs and midwives just ten years ago. Peckham Pulse and the library and have been a great local resource, it is a shame, but the library always reminds me of Damilola Taylor and knife crime. The cinema is very good value, but the car park feels like a death trap. I must say, again in Peckham's favour, Morrison's is just super. It is scarey in the car park - people seem to have no idea how to park at all, but the food is terrific quality and substantially cheaper than Sainsbury's (shhh). I have stopped buying groceries on Ocado and send my housekeeper to Morrisons every Friday morning (gasp). *Whispers* Bags of apples, grapes, pears etc are all 99 p and the shopping works out approximately a third cheaper. They have a great selection of wines, beers, deli and bakery. With no bonus on the cards this year, a girl has had to make cuts to the budget (sniff). If any of you quote me on this - I shall simply deny it. Bobojamon does not cater for the Yummy Mummy, it is cheap to middle market, only a tad more expensive then Adams - generally good value, and to be honest, a useful addition to our beloved high street. Try to keep up with a tiny baby growing out of vests so quickly... It is now on Lordship Lane due to the fact that the demographics in East Dulwich have changed so substantially over the last decade. White Stuff sell good quality casual clothes, again, they cater well for the local market. East Dulwich has changed substantially over the last 15 years, but it is now lively and buzzing. There are lots of young families, professional people live there who did not before. Mark, Sean M and Michael P live there and I love it.

Yes indeed, it depends on what you are shopping for. If you are in search of 4 wigs for a tenner, you are in luck!

Oh PeckhamRose dear, do calm down. Is it that time of the month or something?

OK, I admit it, my Power Plate is a huge strain on the national grid, but my thighs are looking fabulous. You are not going to convince me to stop using it, I don't care!

Sweet ????, let me get you some nuts to go with that...

East Dulwich is the bubble wrap that protects fabulous SE21 (The Village and West Dulwich) from the vileness of Peckham sweetie. Simples!!!

Indeed darling, let me pour it for you... Vodka? In a pint glass?

No sweetie, I have simply been languishing in The Quiet Room ...(sob).

"Increases on all janitorial supplies - that's toilet rolls, hand-soap, washing up liquid, lavatory cleaner, floor cleaner, soap powder, sanitiser etc., etc., etc. And when some scroat up-chucks in the urinal and it gets blocked or when some daft bint uses half of a toilet roll to dry her hands instead of an electric dryer and then tries to flush it down the toilet and blocks that as well and I have to call out a plumber - and of course this always goes wrong on the weekend when the rates are doubled, plus, guess what, their rates have gone up too.....! And when some lazy little shit can't be bothered to clean out the glass washer properly and it gets scaled up with our wonderful (hard) London water and I need to call out the engineer @ sixty-five effin' quid a pop, excluding parts & labour after 30 minutes and excluding V.A.T.;" Oh sweetie, I fear you have completely overshared. Have you tried salsa? I hear that it is great for clearing the mind...