dulwichmum

pk Wrote: > i've never really understood why people are so > comfortable insulting the catholic community Try this pair of priests on for size: The Roman Catholic church facilitated these vipers by moving them on, into further positions of trust instead of handing them over to the authorities. And these two, were at one time working in the same small parish! Shame on the lot of them.

Feeling righteous are we Tony.London Suburbs? Fancy a joust? Fight you with one hand tied behind my back, balancing on my Power Plate... God I love this forum!

OHMYGOD! AllforNun, you are a poet! I love to think of my mind as a gated community. How incredibly accurate.

Oh sweetie, Are you sure? Where does Kerry Catona come from? Isn't she from the West Midlands? Well I suppose that if we have a branch of Iceland on Lordship Lane, there must be some educational institutions of worth outside the M25 (sigh). What a hoot!

Actually, I adore the Martha Stewart Wedding magazine, and Knorr Chicken Noodle Soup. The dried soup mix, the tin is not quite the same...

Dear ThinLizzy, You have your answer then. Sorry...

I didn't know that they even had universities in the Midlands. Good for you!

Oh SteveT dear. How very ethnic! Was it the Rev Ian Paisley?

This is all so very frightful. I have been reading this thread over and over again over the last few days, and I feel really strongly that we should make Dulwich a gated community. Peckham is just vile and should be avoided at all costs. I was considering visiting Morrison's for my weekly shop (well Ocado is social death around here at the moment), but have decided that it is far too dangerous for me. I am sending my au pair to the supermarket for me instead. Really now, something radical MUST be done.

OHMYGOD! Michael... did you know that I like to dress up as a trolley dolly? I just love to pop ice cubes into little plastic glasses and pour out mini tins of tonic... Plink, plink - fizzzzzz

Michael Palaeologus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I like Planes. Alot. Oh Michael sweetie, Do tell... Do you mean in a hot and naked way?

Oh Ted and *Bob* isn't it simply frightful? That people can even make a small fortune out of gently poking fun at the lifestyle choices of other people!!! Can I offer anyone a glass of Bolly?

Michael dear heart, one can never be too rich or too thin. And no, I have not had Botox or fillers ... (lately), my face is motionless because I am ethinolic (hic).

Gosh! I look super fabulous from my vibratory exercises. I adore my Power Plate. Wafts out from behind screen and marches Michael in to show him what the noise was. "See!" "How incredibly foul minded you are young man." Pours out large glass of Chablis. Sits down on Power Plate, accidentally leans on "on" switch... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ OHMYGOD!!!

Anyhow, back to"Thriftifarian". Ocado is out (why can't they deliver in unmarked vehicles like Net-a-Porter?), Morrisons "The best" range is in (never EVER be seen with a Morrison's plastic carrier bag). This season is last years Spring fashion, and this seasons high end fashions off Bond Street would be considered social death. Personal trainers and dog walkers are out, Power Plates and exercising your own pooch is the way to go. Entertaining at home is all the rage. The Audi Q7 is gone and the vile Toyota Prius is the vehicle of choice (ohmygod!). All signs of opulence are out, austerity is all the rage. Expense is considered bling, and that is NOCD! Hi there LegalEagle-ish :-)

Yes Jeremy sweetie, you feel you provided substance, but you are still wrong. "but I just think that "class" is a really outdated and irrelevant concept!" You are living in a dream world if you do not believe that being from a particular class will provide you with the social network, financial support and even the social nuances and arrogant self belief to succeed in certain areas. You only have to see the entire "You are not in my circle" behaviour of certain people to know that the entire class system is still alive and kicking in this country. Why does Prince Charles and his red haired boy get away with refering to their chums in vile racist terms? Because people are so very aware of their class! It is horrid sweetie, but it is true.

Dear Jeremy, Just because someone is the prime minister, it doesn't mean he gets to run the country, now does it?

I used a washing machine, once, when I was a student... But, (OHMYGOD) I didn't take pleasure in it!. Anyhow, I suppose that this is an outdated concept now, all of our appliances are integrated (sigh). However, why do you suppose Power Plates are so popular in SE21? The class divide is alive and well sweetie. You know it. How naieve.

Dear JoeChuff, I love it. I know exactly who you mean sweetie, I see them hiding in the isles in Morrisons. I prefer to be known as a Recessionista myself. I buy the au pairs diet from Lidl and Aldi, but spend a small fortune on private mandarin tuition for my poppets. I fired the dog walker, dog groomer, tree surgeon, cleaner, gardener and personal trainer. My Lithuanian au pair should put her back into it (sigh)! Why is everyone so damn cranky on here lately. You are such a bunch of hormonal old ladies! Go sit on a washing machine in the spin cycle or open a bottle for Gods sake.

Poor Louisiana, It sounds as though you had a dreadful time.

Well HoonaloochieB dear, I hear he is incredibly skilled...(swoon)

Has anybody here had Botox?

I just spat out my tea on the key board!

Darling Huguenot, "Salary-wise, WTF? I started on 9 grand in 1992" In 1992, a newly qualified nurses wage was ?9,200 including London Weighting, but without enhancements for nights or weekend duties.

Yep, Boosboss. I love that add too.