dulwichmum

Sweet Shoshntosh, Let the boys worry about this type of thing. I have a driver, and I really don't mind if he uses and A-Z! Are you free for coffee darling?

My husband will certainly not be taking his bonus. I will (smirk)... Have you any appreciation of how many local shop holders are depending on me? If I don't get what I need, everyone will suffer - and I shall see to it personally. God how I adore a man with a big bonus(swoon)!

I am always horrified by the lack of good quality toilet tissue abroad. Stock up before you go.

I think that the first thing we should do is drive out the Welsh. I can't think of any logical reason apart from their accent - it just is not British enough.

I think that it must be a combination of grinding poverty, squalor and the ready availability of fabulous buns and confectionary. I hold the proprieters of Ayres the bakers partly responsible. Shame on them...

"Au contraire" lovely Mikecg, Gotchya!

You keep telling yourself that sweet heart. Whatever rings your bell... (slaps thighs and laughs groughly)

I know, my cheeks are glowing. I am incredibly shy, no really... http://www.longmoorlodge.co.uk/mediac/400_0/media/DIR_109/DSCF0225.JPG I thought you might like to see a genuine photo of me. My name is Bernard but my friends call me Earl.

Oh Mikecg! You are making me blush!!! http://dulwichmum.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/damaris.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51H8GNKY8DL._SX320_SY240_.jpg Thanks for the advice Mikecg, I feel sure that this wolf could benefit from sedation.

Raises large glass of Chablis to TJ. "You really are infinitely sensible you know." (worship, worship, worship)

Oh Batdog (flutters eyelashes)! Mr Wolf, I discussed you with my neighbour last night, a psychiatrist. He informs me that I was wrong to say that you should get out more, and I apologise. Apparently you should seek medication and a referral from your GP, and stay home, it really is for the best...

OH MY GOD!!! *swoon* ... CRASH

Perfect!

Oh Michael darling! I hoped you would turn up soon. I was hoping to head down to the sauna...

Exactly my thoughts Peggy-Sue ... er, I mean Mockney Piers...

Bigbadwolf sweetie, You really should get out more! Everyone on here has met me. We are all good friends (sigh). Sean MacGabhan is my mother, Keef is my sister Susan and Michael Paleogulus rods the drains. Just don't give my photo to the girls at Beauty Plus - I am having my nails done in the morning. I have a frightful problem with dry skin ... Building sites are so harsh on the skin.

I am a bit of a Jack of all trades. I was writing for The Telegraph for a while but I had difficulty typing due to my huge fists like hams. Being a brickie is simply my fav (said groughly)!

That picture isn't even me mate. Everyone knows I am a retired brickie from Penge.

woofmarkthedog Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Woof grr > > Nothing I enjoy more than getting into bed for a > good long hard bone after lent...........or a few > drinks > > > Grr sngrzzz Mr Wolf, Really now dear. Was that entirely necessary? You are lowering the tone. The big knickered ladies of the locality will leap on you from a great height and clobber you with their Orla Kiely vinyl handbags...

Oh Strawbs darling, That is Lewisham, it is not Dulwich (said nodding head in sympathetic manner). Please don't worry yourself. New Cross makes Peckham look like Rio de Janeiro!

SPARTACUS! To the naughty step with you - vile creature. Shame on you!

Thanks Sean darling, I shall go back to bed then. I am incredibly unwell afterall (sniff)...

Darling Mr Wolf, How very kind (blush). Can I offer you a glass of something sparkly?

Tell me, please... what is going on. Have I missed something?