Annette Curtain

Oh Joe. So, you don't wish to push my chair that night then ? No actually, I'm quite capable of doing it myself thankyou, so I retract my invitation. ( gosh, i'm sounding quite realistic aren't I ) N(tu)

Joe90 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > My mum used to tell me as a boy, when I pulled a > face, that if the wind blew in a certain way it > would stay like that. > > Never tempt providence my friend. Windy in your house was it Joe ? Anyway, yes or no ? Hmmmm...

Joe90 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > To be honest this whole thread simply smacks of > attention seeking. > What pillock in his right mind would feign > disability ? Well Joe It doesn't actually say "Disabled" on the allocated seats, it says "wheel chair user" So, if I use a wheelchair surely I qualify, no ? Nette(!)

No but I am cultivating some fine cheese. * see daylight through bottom of barrel * N:-$

Of course. Silly me :-S

Yeah but no, but ! :-$

ianr Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Then you'll have to spend at least a couple of > weeks trundling round ED in your wheelchair trying > to re-establish your bona fides. I know ianr. This comes to mind http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/32/LittleBritain.jpg/220px-LittleBritain.jpg I notice you haven't actually said No, in which case it's a YES then. Nette(tu)

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A U N T Go on *Bob* its your turn Now, change just ONE letter ( them's the rules ) and you can redeem yourself. * sits in anticipation *

Actually... ( thinking about it ) I'm not sure that lovely upstanding Cock would ever be in or near "wet beaver" territory. Who knows ? Nette:-S

Have you actually sold said phone yet ? (?)

Laddy Muck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Did you know that the one on the left is a Great > Tit, whilst the other is a Blue Tit? Both nested > and fledged in our garden this year. Yes Lady Laddy , & as you well know, one tit is usually bigger than the other. Nette:-S::o

It's in the cut at Waterloo actually. Hope & Anchor But well worth the stroll or bus/train ride. Nette(tu)

mockney piers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > NUTS!! SUNT (?)

jester Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Bob.Treat the forum with some respect.If you dont > like a thread DONT F___ING WELL READ IT,because > you make yourself look a total PRAT.That goes for > the other keyboard bandits who jumped on your > post.Remember other people might want to play,so > SHUT IT matey.There are many posts i dislike but i > dont spoil them for other people.I dont have to > hide behind a computer to show my dislikes for > anything. ::o Erm, so following on from HonaB... SNOT Sorry, I meant SNET ( that is a word right ? ) :-S

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > NO NO but yes ? See, looking on another event in the same building on a different day, all the seats are gone. Though not one of the "special" seats are. Seems a waste, no ? Nette:-S

david_carnell Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Are these still in flower? I've just had some > home-brew equipment delivered.... You may if you're lucky find some. ( i've just looked out of the bay "chez nette" and seen some ) But I'd wait for the berries, add some blackcurrants & you could get a close to Merlot as a country wine can be. I had a couple of bottles last week, It was utterly superb. Nette(tu)

DJKillaQueen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You would only get caught out...because 'the > tapping of the feet' is an impossible thing to > control at a Tom Jones gig Annette, only to then > be named and shamed accross the Daily Mail and I > suspect that if you didn't need a wheelchair going > in there, you'll need one by the time you get > out! > > Having said that....a plaster cast on both legs > beforehand might help. So I take it as a yes from DJKQ Oh, & without doubt I would "immerse" myself in the role. Casts & chairs and absolute knowledge of my condition would be pivotal on the day, after all who'd want to be outed in such a way. Nette(!)

katie1997 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Tsk tsk, dear Ms Curtain. > > Only the best seats have gone? So go grab yourself > a slightly inferior seat and enjoy, leave the ones > at the front for those who are more unfortunate > than you. So, a NO from Katie (good girl) numbers. BUT, I could be as unfortunate or fortunate ( in my view ) as them on the day. Couldn't I ? Nette(?)

Sadly no. I got over the whole "take-that" thing first time round. I saw Robbie close up a fair few times when he was going of the rails ( it wasn't pretty ) but that's another story for another day. This event to me is way closer, more intimate. It is a cultural institution of a show that i'd kick myself ( with my newly broke foot, of course ) if I missed. I'm sure as hell I won't, but where I sit is up for grabs. Nette(!)

mockney piers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You could arrange for your ankles to be broken, > then it would only be a white lie. So, that's a YES from mockers. Next ?

A moral dilema. There is an event that I wish to attend, it doesn't happen often ( if ever ) & to miss it would be terrible. The tickets are for sale and all the best ones have gone. BUT right at the front there are a number of reserved seats for wheelchairs at the bargain price of ?10.00 inc. a seat for a helper/carer. Now, rightly or wrongly I could use my "acquired" wheelchair to gain that special place right up front near the stage. I so want to be there but do I do it ? It is after all a rare opportunity & I could "front it out" if necessary. Nette(?)

Ain't nature beautiful.... http://www.poultry.allotment.org.uk/Chicken_a/assets/cockerel.jpghttp://cesarharada.com/2008/biotech/002_life-death/002006beaver.jpghttp://www.gardensafari.net/pics/vogels/parus_major_hs4_d100_0839_t.jpghttp://www.gardensafari.net/pics/vogels/parus_caeruleus_ha4_d100_0864_t.jpg Nette;-)

W or does uu count as two letters ? "Ref"