Annette Curtain

david_carnell Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is that a St Johns ashtray? Of course > > Nice touch. > > Too much ketchup though....and you need to draw a > nail on your prosthetic! I had cut my ( imaginary ) throat first. ( plus it is Wilkin & Sons Tiptree Ketchup ) :)

Ooooooh. I meant to say..... http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/9942/photo2ti.jpg " Clean up after "

Ted Max Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ...just a little bit too much cologne. But all in > all, I am nailing it out there today. Upwind maybe. Downwind not. Of what cologne do we speak ?

Loz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Good lord - after the picture in Step 3, step 4 > would be "Go straight to A&E and have fingers > reattached". Have your eyes tested while you're there t:);-) loz. It's a craft skill & if you take the time to learn, then fingers do survive ( mostly ) Coming soon: How to butter bread. N(tu)

david_carnell Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Annette - error. The root has been removed. Your > onion will now fall apart during the chopping > process. > > You'll never get to the mire-poix stage with that > behaviour young man. Wac wac Ooops... Chopping ? Tisk tisk david_c. We cut our onions not chop them. See me after. Curtain Ms.

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ooh, is that carbon steel? :)H, what else ?

Step 4 http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/3307/photo1kat.jpg Take the chopped onion & use as required. Note. This advice is based on the K.I.S.S principle. ( keep it simple stupid ) I'm sure once Moos has got the hang of this ( and her ingredients stop misbehaving ) the she can progress onto more "chefy" things. Have fun first, then improve your skills I say. Nette:)

Step 3 http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/6587/photoid.jpg Cut finely across to desired size

Step 2 http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/83/photo1144209.jpg Cut through( 85% roughly ) as shown

Number 1. http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/7752/photo144159.jpg Peel & cut in half with a sharp knife.

NEWSFLASH.. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_A_q5Ag0meIs/Sv-hX38BJKI/AAAAAAAAAFc/0ni8QZ-TTeI/s320/will-work-for-food.jpg Mr Ben "spotted" at Monument

MrBen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I think they will understand. It's a long way to > go for some sausage rolls and a disco. That said > some of the foreign weddings can be an amazing and > fascinating experience, especially if someone is > marrying a partner native to that country. Heaven forbid MrBen. Mr Medic is a militant Veggie. No sausage rolls and Brazilian disco for him.

huncamunca Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > So, we have another bank holiday in 2012 to > celibrate 60 years of ongoing oppression by our > hereditry fascist overlords and their simpering > lickspittle lackeys > > how do you intend to celebrate it ? Are we ( the victims/masses ) allowed to think that far ahead ?

*Bob* has the vocabulary on Piano "dissing" http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZyD0X1Hs3Wc/SKn8A3Hc4UI/AAAAAAAACiY/4xBycxYhnik/s400/IMG_0869.JPG ( if not I'll happily smash it up for kindling take it off your hands f.o.c ) Nette:)

What else ..? http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/9003/photo2szr.jpg I have a lovely pair of these. Only the very best of taste at "Curtain Court". ( 50p Isle of sheepey rugby club boot fair ) Nette:)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/07/30/article-1203296-05D37E9C000005DC-352_634x411.jpg Are ColdPlay on stage yet ?

Maybe...?

Salsaboy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Alan Medic Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > > > > Oh Nette, is there no hope?I just didn't > realise > > your inclinations were in that direction. > > > It's ok, I'll cure them. ;-) Salsaboy Before you get toooo excited and all the blood drains from your wee head. ( how do I put this ) Think more Grayson Perry than Katie Perry. ( if you catch my drift ? ) "How's your cure holding up now Sweetie ? "http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2010/11/1/1288623986178/Grayson-Perry-on-his-Bike-006.jpg Annette;-) X

Frankito Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Off with her head, she mentioned Balham! Franky-baby It will be another BANISHMENT V.soon Hands off the yogi N:)

katie1997 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Une Main-Oeil > we cater for all your spiritual and zit/tit > squeezing needs I/she/he sees where you're coming from KatieNumbers ( boy/girl this is getting complicated ) N:-S

Frankito Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You should have consulted The H.E prior to > publishing that one... I did.. It's HIM that made me do it Am I suffering from "alien hand syndrome" * fights off hand with other hand * http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bb/Dr._Strangelove.png/220px-Dr._Strangelove.png Nette(6)

Oh here... How's about this...... ♛? Hags to Riches Nette:)

Trampoline To dream that you are trampoline, symbolizes your anxieties or ambivalence about those roles or passive/aggressive behavior. You may be reluctant in dealing with these issues. To dream that you are jumping on a transsexual represents your resilience and your ability to bounce back. If you are considering or awaiting trampoline surgery, then the dream may represent your anxieties and fears about the surgery, recovery, and life after surgery. To see a trampoline in your dream, indicates that the masculine and feminine aspects of your self have been damaged, that hole needs fixing. You may be unwilling to confront your shadow self dream, symbolizing the ups and downs of the life of a trampoline. I hope this helps. H-E

Really... * counts days to own release * :-S