A bike warden, with clout. You know those ride-along-dressed-in-black-with-no-lights-on type of cyclists. Yeah you do, ?500+ bike, all the garb, no lights. Well, this warden would leap out, ram a broomstick through their spokes, and then motorists would be given the chance to crumple the stupid bike under the wheels of their cars. The warden would then crack the offending cyclist in the nethers, with said stick. And pedesterians could mock them from the safety of the pavement. Oh and, I want a cannon on my car, for that idiot who breaks through the light, the rugger shorts guy, wearing long sock, no helmet and all sweaty. As his wazzocky face looks round, i'd like to fire a soggy loaf filled with English mustard right into it. Again, running his silly suspension mountain bike over, until it was flat. Any chances ?