I went to Bognor Regis once & then caught a train back to Littlehampton. As I came out of the phone-box a very drunk man jumped off the top of it, landing on me and breaking my ribs. However, I must admit I knew the man quite well, so it wasn't a total shock. Luckily, a very kind cab driver had witnessed me sh*tfaced trying to call my mother, and after screwing the mouthpiece back into the handset, he managed to convey my location. My Mother duly arrived somewhere in the vicinity, and I made my getaway by diving into the open back of her mini clubman estate. Does this count ?