Annette Curtain

Jess I know it's your *ahem* job, but really. DO WE NEED ANY MORE SH!T TV Cop off with GOK - Cowboy Builders 99 - Britain's Empty Homes - Who's Celebrity Skip is this It's mind numbing cark of the highest order, really! Please do us all a favour and kick Nick Powell CEO right in the slatts. Get out while you can.

woodrot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > hipster filth. > > sightings are on the increase in SE15- they will > be in SE22 soon - only the UKIP can save us from > these immigrants innit No sightings in the thin aired environs of SE26 50 + builders, Reebok Classics & walking at a jog abound tho.

Radicchio available in SMBS, along with Lollo Rosso, Frisee & other such tings Very funny thread tho, has H said the big "sorry" word yet ?

> a true Hollywood make-over SURPRISE SOMEONE SPECIAL WITH A HOLLYWOOD TREAT....< (btw a "Hollywood" is much like a full brazillian, but with a less hair left on the front-bottom) :))

If you can ski already then it's a non question But Dad-Boarding ? Yeah, skip to it hep cat-get down with the kidz! Woooooo way t'go. *does wanky hand sign thing

malumbu Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > Have I dug myself in deep enough yet? Yep! ages ago.

Is she, isn't she ? I thought it was about a cat.

david_carnell Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > http://www.bexley.com/Bexley/CMS/Images/Produits/G > antLustreur/vGantLustreur_marron.jpg > > And then something I desire - an adze. It's like a > curved axe used for hollowing out wood. >You can > make a bowl or a canoe You're a genius David That's the canoe in my dream surely. (watch out the pesky dub-duo, dreams can come true!)

I soooooo nearly started a "wot Nick Clegg said" thread yesterday. But each time I started it I spat and cursed at the screen, anyway ....wot woodrot said. Oh and wot *Bob* said. Oh FEKKIN HELL I'M DOING IT AGAIN....CUNT CUNT CUNT *wipes screen*

Annette Curtain Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > *Bob* Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Recipes are a bit like porn. > > > > You've already got fifty-three copies of Razzle > > but keep telling yourself copy fifty-four will > be > > a game-changer. > > Razzle = ready meal ? Actually... Razzle = ?1 ready meal ?

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Recipes are a bit like porn. > > You've already got fifty-three copies of Razzle > but keep telling yourself copy fifty-four will be > a game-changer. Razzle = ready meal ?

It's a niche thread - for Tool heads. You can share your favourites here in safety. Personally i'm torn between the classic Stirrup Pump http://www.london-fire.gov.uk/Images/Stirrup_pump.jpg and the Garden Flame Thrower. http://www.grizzlycentral.com/forum/attachments/great-outdoors/6145d1248574752-what-coolest-tool-you-have-flamethrower09.jpg I'm not sure which i'd rather own, just for the sake-of-owning-one. ( I think the flamethrower is edging it - tho in my dream i'm floating down lordship lane in a canoe during a flood, I see that well know Dub-Duo bobbing along in their silly truck but they've snagged them selves on a lampost outside the ED Deli. The not bald one is trying to fish a soggy loaf out of the flood water with a colander on a stick, he panics and tries to hide under the damp tonneau cover. But too late, I pull the Garden-Flame-Thrower up and pump the trigger - and a 40ft flame licks across the water, torching the sound system and truck into dust. And as I float by the not bald one & the nearly bald one bob in the murky water - eyes blinking, smarting from the heat - all in slow mo. "Why" they mouth "Why not, it's my dream" I mouth back, giving the trigger one last blast & setting the hanging basket on the lampost alight..)

Hayes OMG It's full of tarmac laying caravan dwelling peg sellers.

http://www.justhungry.com/images/cenovis1.jpg Now we're talking! Think Marmite, but with a beery undertone.

Did they get you one of these Colin You'd look proper dapper ! http://rlv.zcache.com/mouse_trap_hat-p148677248147063542enxqz_400.jpg

I tots agree with Colin (even tho I generally dis' the area, just for kicks). The cottages and the surrounding housing stock are v nice, as is the Alexandra nursery itself. There's some very nice streets toward Clockhouse too, and even the high Street is changing. Mind you there is also a Greggs, a Mc D's and a KFC, all a short distance of each other (take from that what you will) It's also close to Beckenham, therefore close to WAITROSE which in itself gives you added bragging rights over ED. (if that's your bag kinda thing)

When you open a packet of lumpwood charcaol, the gun metal colour stuff is Sweet Chestnut wood. Whereas the Oak is the smaller bits that burn hotter.

Vegimite already tastes "off" no ?

Glad to see Reginald's "shredded wheat" hair has been resolved. That alone is progress. All that's needed now, is to up the med's for the Frank Cannon looky-likey. It's pitiful tho.

Mornington Crescent ?

Brockley maybe. If you have kids, then Sydenham for the schools. Or if you're looking for something different, then maybe New X-ish. But not Penge or Annerley (WTF is Annerley, I live in SYDNM & still don't know) - god no.

edhistory Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Well done. > > That's 35 minutes on their "witnessing card" > instead of one minute. > > A good way to invite another visit. > > John K Honestly, I don't mind as they're well meaning people IMO (mind you I do work most Saturdays) And sometimes I say "not today thank you" and they politely leave. I quite like it that "person in towel and socks witnessed for 35 minutes" is written somewhere. Makes me smile.

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I love them coming round (specially if/when i'm only wearing a towel & socks) If i'm in the mood I can get them "to make their excuses" to leave. 35 minutes is about the best i've done, thus far. "I'm ok with God, it's just organised religion & confined spaces that get me"

But on Sunday's lent pledges are suspended So, can we talk about the inappropriate canine emptying outside of the "mirage" shop in question, on that day ?