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Annette Curtain

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  1. Go on Bradley, take it away This is his best speech so far.... http://www.frankelcostume.com/Assets/ProductImages/1305GO.jpg "In the criminal shustice system, the heople are heepresented by two separate yet equally important groups: The Holice who investigate crine, and the Crown Hosecutors who hrosecute the offenders." Spoken like a pro ( did you see my lips move ? )
  2. fazer71 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > *Annette you?re startin to get me going girl?. > woof woof * fazer71 If you're like meat & two veg kinda guy, then I just might be the girl for you. NETTE:-S
  3. Actually I love Medium When that's on i'm alright with the world. NETTE:))
  4. bonniebird Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I like them both! I hate you NETTE;-)
  5. womanofdulwich Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > NOt that you like to pre- judge anyone then > Annette?? Oi WOD I've got the measure of you too. NETTE;-)
  6. Who actually manages the leases. I know it's the "Estate" but who is MR/MS BIG at dishingoutdulwichvillageleases.com Are they from Bromley or somewhere tedious like that. WHOEVER it is I imagine they are a marks & sparks suede-cardigan-wearing-Rover-driving nitwit. They've got a wife called Barbara or a husband called Roger. S/he's booked the same holiday with the same travel firm for the last 20 years. Their children are accountants or surveyors or conveyancing solicitors. And they have 2 grandchildren, one called Aimee and one called Christopher. I dispise them and their Primula Light on Nimbble bread Chardonnay drinking frikkin sandwich faces. I hope they go on holiday and for once take a different tour bus which goes up a mountain, never to be seen again. Then and only then, will we get something different in the village of the damned. NETTE:X
  7. Thomas Micklewright Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Do sometimes think when boarding a plane, if this > plane crashes these are the people im going to die > with. No But I do think "Who will I eat" if we crash deep in the Andes. What a dilemma eh Thomas. NETTE
  8. Ermmm... Law and Order:UK (ITV 1) How crap is this Wow, it makes Medium look slick. NETTE:-S
  9. Peanut butter. Butter on bread. NO Butter on toast. YES NETTE
  10. maxxi Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Otta Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Washing up. The wife just chucks stuff in the > > sink, and I have to take it all out, and put it > > back in order so that my special system works. > > > The special system where you have to take all the > spoons out so it doesn't splash back when you're > taking a leak? Dirty Boy In the sink ? Only after a big night, no. *ahem* NETTE:-S
  11. Eww.. "You got fleas" *crosses fingers*
  12. I have special colour socks which I wear to meetings. I was in court the other day, all very serious ( and pale blue calmness on my feet ) Once sorted I had my "I'm outta here" red socks ready in my brief case ( I had surreptitiously stroked these as a good omen when presenting my final documents to m'lud ) It was a good day indeed. Oh and on occasions I wear them Port-n-Starboard ( red-left/green-right ) NETTE(tu)
  13. Beans & Eggs. ( sub-genre number 1 ) My mate Tony who's now moved to Spain couldn't look at them on the same plate. However, he could eat either separately Though beer near chocolate was unthinkable. NETTE:)
  14. Sally Come on, it's you that rolls the orange isn't it. Imagine if it didn't roll out Even worse, it came out with a bite missing. NETTE::o
  15. I do agree that the Dog in its current form is a tragedy. Mind you the whole village is flabby food wise. Pizza Express is probably the most honest offer. Except when I say that outloud it sounds ridiculous. Is Pizza Express the best we can hope for. NOOOOOOOOoooooo * jumps off imaginary cliff *
  16. Here's a fun new shooting app http://www.gunsandammo.com/files/2011/06/iphone-point-of-impact-reloaded3.jpg You can really sharpen up your skills on this one NETTE:-S
  17. *books table at Kahns*
  18. El Pibe Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I wasn't even aware it was possible to open crisps > upside down. > Who would DO such a thing?! My utterly uncaring Mother She was the opening the crisps upside-down culprit And she would buy me a mivi lolly to make me scream. I hate ice cream lollies to this day. NETTE(6)
  19. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5a/Terminal_velocity.gif Unless Sherlock's made of paper that is.
  20. My brother wouldn't eat rice, looks like maggots My sister won't eat garibaldi biscuits because the rasins might be squashed flies. (i'm slowly realising my family are definitely a bit odder than I thought) NETTE:-S
  21. Otta Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > As a kid, I didn't like a car to drive past me if > I was "sheltered" by a parked car. To this day, I > often find myself quickening my pace for the same > reason. > > And I am so with you on the upside down crisp pack > thing! Upside down crisps thing was dealt with quite easily. I gave up crisps. NETTE:-S
  22. There's a girl so scared of what's around a corner, that she carries a stick with a mirror on. She uses it to check what's there ( or not ) before carrying on her journey. Sounds absolutely rational to me. NETTE(tu)
  23. computedshorty Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > My winnings are from reputable Mail Order Compnies > I have used for years. > > The new Post Codes are so abbreviated that, you > need only write your Name and the Post code. > The code only covers so few premises, that the > Local Postman will know where that person lives. > I use just eleven letters or numbers. > All I need put is; > B Lee > SE228JH > And it gets here. > Does anybody use a less number combination? Strangely Shorty There's a L.E.E here NETTE:-S
  24. katie1997 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Too many to mention. Where do I start? From childhood dear Katie. What was your first ? NETTE:-$
  25. fazer71 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Betterat50m Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > You seem to know a lot about the place Fazer, > > drink there regularly do you? > > > I used to until I realised I'd get a stinking > headache the next day. > > Now I go to another pub and no headache good > service and good food No dealing with idiot bar > staff who don't know whose next in line. > > But there are those who like Wong Kei in soho for > the abuse they get, I guess the dog is a little > like that for some and they like it. > > Not me. Oi. Leave the 'Wong' out of this, your obviously a complete tool who doesn't appreciate the idiosyncrasies in life. Simple question. Would Soho/ Chinatown be better off with or without Wong Kei ? With obviously, it's a friggin institution. They're also experts at seeing a tool & tosser a mile off, the value of abuse you gets is measured by their instinctive-decision-making-tossometer. You must score a 10/10 NETTE:-S
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