Annette Curtain

No for sure Med's, you can't. But I just can't bring myself to do it. Imagine delivering the item and knowing that when they're on the throne and they glance over at "the holder" they'd always be thinking of you. I'm sorry, but I do have certain standards you know. And being thought of in a room full of guff is not healthy. Toilet roll holder, what ever next ? Really, some people. http://knitternatter.com/images/misc/toiletrollcover.jpg Me, dressed as a toilet roll cover. NETTE:-S Edited to add a picture of a bogroll holder

Actually Poo-poo and all that. However, I strangely enjoyed clicking through some of the other stuff on there. Who'd have thought Kate Middleton has her hair blow dried. Seriously, she does. I must check it out more often. NETTE:-S

womanofdulwich Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You're right I don't. I make him wear a thong - no > ironing required. ;-) :-$ Oh There's nothing worse than a middle aged man ( with a whole bunch of arse hair ) bending over in a thong. Actually, bending over without a thong is probably worse. Is he quite hairy? On a scale of 1-10. (i'm trying to build an accurate mental picture here) Come to think about it. If he is quite hairy, ( let's say an 8 ) and you get him to bend down in his thong, then you might find where all those spoons have gone. It was only this morning we were talking about this with our sons maths tutor. Her daughter works in A&E and one man came in with a teacup & another with a parsnip ( blunt end first) up their place where the sun don't shine. It happens you know. Let us know when you've looked please. NETTE:-S

Gosh What a rubbish Housewife you are. I bet you don't even iron your husbands boxer shorts, do you. I mean, come on, there are standards to be upheld you know. NETTE(td)

I know C70 We're a bunch of conts aren't we. Merry X-mas. NETTE:)

There's a new on-the-lash/benefits-street model being developed in Dartmouth Road ,Forest Hill. Within easy signing-stumbling-distance of each other you've got: The "Ha-Ha" Job Centre next door to a new Pub called The Stamp (ex-postoffice) then Paddy Power, then The Wok Express and. Over the road is Boots the chemist and The Bird-in-Hand pub. Really, it's a Slackers Royal Flush. There's also random street furniture, the pavement & even a "tree" for the exhausted clients to "chillax" on. NETTE:-S

What is said-teeny-weeenie-item NETTE(?)

OKAY The U.K Super-profitable-Markets are a pretty savvy bunch, in fact they're amongst the most profitable bunch in the world. So, why is their offering of super-bland-food so apparently limited. A. Because it doesn't sell, due to lack of demand ? B. Or because it's a huge multi-corporate-conspiracy-anti-britishness-get-them-spiced-up-open-the-flood-gates-type-scheme ? If you answer A. then award yourself 10 points. If you answer B. then you're an idiot. NETTE:)

Try Soho Japan. It's essentially an old pub in Fitzrovia made into a Japanese restaurant. Our friend was over from Tokyo this week and she took us there for lunch. It's all very good (especially the sushi... in fact I loved the food all round) and unlike some Japanese places it's also very relaxed, perfect for a NYE kickoff. As an added bonus, the sushi chef looks just like Mr Miyagi from The Karate Kid. (which is nice) There's a side dish of Spinach with sesame paste and seeds that i'm still dreaming of. Oh god, see what you've done. Now i'm having reoccurring food fantasies at 8:30 am. NETTE(tu)(tu)

civilservant Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I think Tarot's original point got lost somewhere > along the way. We could ask Captain Scarlet/Tarot to elaborate on the subject, maybe ?

Try French Flint in Bermondsey. It's jar friggin paradise. And very cost efficient. NETTE:)(tu)(tu)

Try this guy. Chris Essex Hill 07956-288958 The Mac Man. NETTE(tu)

A door bangs on its hinges, and Tumbleweed blows down Tarot Street. Then, nothing but silence. Maybe all that chili pepper has done for her/him. NETTE:-S

Alan Medic Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Nette > > CJ was in Reggie Perrin not Rising Damp! Y-es I know that. But thanks anyway. :-$

Actually maxxi This one keeps all my smooth areas in tip-top condition. http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41NcNFEdZ2L._SL500_AA300_.jpg I've tried the Menthol one, but it ends up like feeling like a an icy breeze is blowing up y'kilt. If you catch my drift. NETTE:-$

Maplins sell them. There's one in Forest Hill. About a tenner a pair. NETTE(tu)

I wonder what Tarot calls Eggnog in the confines of her own house? Actually, thinking about it, she's probably a Buckfast wine or Thunderbird drinker. * knocks on effigy of Tarot & sawdust falls out of the ear * NETTE:-S

The Costcutter ( opposite the off-licence ) on Bellenden road has it. Or it did last night. Nette(tu)

Captain Scarlet Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Tut,tut you really have a downer on Tarot..Has he > upset you Annette?touched a nerve somewhere?. > I agree with him that some food is too spicy being > sold in mainstream > Supermarkets.Packets should be more clearly marked > with the active ingredients > which might cause a bad reaction for some sentive > digestive systems. ------------------------------------------------------- Re: Consider plain food. Posted by: Tarot Today, 07:10PM You.ve changed Annette since your Millwall days I remember you wasnt so P.C back in the day. Not all people are what they appear to be on here are they!!. You still crack on the same though no change there. -------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm not a gambler. But i'll take a x-mas punt. If Tarot & Captain Scarlett are not the same person, then i'll eat mine & Santa's hat in the same pie. 3/10 NETTE

Tarot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You.ve changed Annette since your Millwall days I > remember you wasnt so P.C back in the day. > Not all people are what they appear to be on > here are they!!. > You still crack on the same though no change > there. No hands up, you're right there Tarot I mean I DO have a penis. (though I keep it tucked away safely most of the time) And being a Gooner through and through, I'm not sure it's me you've met down the Den. Still either way Tony, have a nice white Christmas. Nette:)-D

Captain Scarlet Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Tut,tut you really have a downer on Tarot..Has he > upset you Annette?touched a nerve somewhere?. > I agree with him that some food is too spicy being > sold in mainstream > Supermarkets.Packets should be more clearly marked > with the active ingredients > which might cause a bad reaction for some sentive > digestive systems. No not a downer, though I can see her/his stupid bigoted game clear as. Why, wanna pick a fight or something. NETTE(?)

Cringe has been around for ages. Love thy neighbour Rising damp "Yes CJ, No CJ" NETTE:-S

And while we're considering "refined pallettes" (sic) Where do you stand on English Mustard & Horseradish or White Pepper Tarot. Really, i'm all ears. NETTE

*YAWN* No doubt we'll be having a Zionist invasion via Fish & Chips next. Chillie = Jonnie Foreigner on "Planet Tarot" ( at least she's posting fairly straight today, though a few "refreshing drinks" & it'll all go South ) NETTE:-S

Oh I love that... A lovely new Vintage 8mm video App. I've just loaded it on my i-phone ( if you haven't got one then get-a-life-why-don't-you ) and let's just say "it's very flattering to its subjects" a bit like Hipstamatic but for video. And at ?1.49 it's very thrifty Anyway. ( apart from the fact I spend ?60 odd a month running the friggin thing ). Enjoy. NETTE:)