Annette Curtain

Come on Karter. The Wolf was vicarious car crash entertainment Now he's become a boring-internet-mouth-cheese-nutter And sailing further and further from his anchor on reality He's proved his point, trouble is he's the only one that doesn't realise that. Yes, he comes back & for a while he's a glace' cherry in a sea of blanc-mange. Like a meal at Harvester, same shite- many ways. NETTE:-S

OMG I think I know You're right, he's on here way too much NETTE::o

Saila Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ... Within 5 mins he muttered > > 'You're such a knob' I love that. Who is said 'other half' ? NETTE:)

Oh.... Hey, the Muppets were on. Hey, the Muppets were on. Other than that, I'm not giving much of a fig. Though, if Janet stays it's CRAPIER than CRAPPY "She's making my foot itch" NETTE(6)

OK.WOD Let's establish a few more facts to help us build mental a better picture. (no support/hairy armpits aside) What colour are your teeth ? http://internationalpress.com/images/ibs/tooth-chart.jpg And obviously you have a Mallen Streak, yes ? Are we getting closer? NETTE:-S

PaulK Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ...Aaanyway > > Same old fukkin drivel from the same old fukked up > losers Y-EAH Welcome home Paul-e-poos NETTE:)-D

Alan Medic Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > womanofdulwich Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I'd say it was a compliment. E.g. you are not a > > two-faced old bat!- this is true- but why do > > people say it? am I naive and unsophisticated > and > > everyonenelse is two faced? Surely not. I > always > > think everyone is like me - but maybe they are > > really scoffing?? why else are they saying it? > > My guess is you don't wear a bra. Am I right? OMG Good guess Alan. D'ya recon she's got hairy armpits too ? NETTE:-S

StraferJack Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Paulk = suspect > > > Yeah, I said it > > ("but that's not very welcoming to a newcomer, so > cliquey!") > > Newcomer my arse More like Paula K I think. It all reads a bit familiar/similar "non" ? Jeez a kipper tied to a hot radiator for two weeks smells better. NETTE:-S

5) Friggin lighten up a bit lot, you used to be a good laugh. Now you come across as more of a nutter in each incarnation

Thomas I've stopped eating wheat, does that count? NETTE:-S

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4c/Nigel_Farage.jpg/220px-Nigel_Farage.jpg "Anyone got a Cross-Bow"

Laddy Muck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thanks karter, but this thread was an attempt at > Friday sillyness...ah well... > > > *returns to knitting* Oooo a little "crotchety" tonight, eh muckers?

ViviPR/PM22 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Annette Curtain Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Exactly ????'s > > > > I will of course be "self-employing" myself. > > > > I could make the 32nd though, if that helps > > > > NETTE:-S > > > Sorry for interrupting this thread. > > Hi! Annette > > I have send you a PM. > > Cheers! > Vivi Well double excuse me Here's your PM ( Pathetic Message ) back Hi! Babe Money is not too important nothing can be more important than seing you happy darling and if we need to talked we can, I am not fussy. What about next week, the same as we said let me know. Hugs, LM/Kath Everyone else; as you were. NETTE:-S

It means you "break wind" in public without shame. Next ? NETTE:-S

Marie81 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I dreamt I was a labrador and me and my mate > another labrador where on an adventure running > around the streets of London at night looking for > food and hiding from people! I would love to know > what this means?! Basically Marie You're a freak. Did you sniff anyone's rear end ? NETTE:-S

Re: Things taht in all honesty you're not that bothered about... All of the comments belo....... Facebook. Twitter. Any social media, blog etc. The enviroment - we're never going to make any difference to what happens, it's just too @#$%& up. The olympics. Apple. The French. Politics. Oh, a list, good thinking. In that case... iphone macs ipads apple xfactor 1.Which Mobile Phone. 2. Saggy Trousers 3. Visible Underwear 4. Football 5. Rugby 6. Kerry Catatonic 7. Simon Foul 8. X factor 9. Jordennnn 10. I Pods 11. Anything From Apple 12. Im A failed Celebrity shoot me 13. Bog Brother. -------------------- Sent from a computer britain's got no talent lady gaga facebook etc ...there is so much more but I've forgotten, probably because I'm not that bothered about them ETA: also, they do all cause me to have irrational rage Gordon Bennet Ramsay. -------------------- Sent from a computer There's another Thread for that. -------------------- Sent from a computer I couldn't even be bothered to add the final w NETTE:-S

Consequential Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hello, my name's actually Don, but Consequential > is just a username I've used in the past. Without > going into too much detail, I'm a semi-retired > businessman, married with grown-up kids and > maintain homes both London and W. Sussex. I vote > UKIP and spend my free time on sports, politics > travelling - I travelled extensively in my youth, > but not by conventional standards: backpacking and > hitching lifts all the way from Paris to Thailand. > Loved it. > > Glad to make your acquaintance. How is Bosham or is it Chichester ? :)

Nah Done the "tibetan bowls" thang, actually when played and then laid on the "base chakra" near your coccyx, it's pretty damn fine. Really. NETTE:-$

Stella What a load of sh*te that stuff is. Still horses-for-courses, eh ????'s NETTE:-S

Exactly ????'s I will of course be "self-employing" myself. I could make the 32nd though, if that helps NETTE:-S

Loz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Am I the only bloke shifting uncomfortably in his > chair reading this? Hmmmmmm Freaky bloody analogy. Penguin, your a freak. NETTE :-S

Now... I've heard of massages with shells or stones & I know fish nibble the dead skin from your feet, but I was on the phone to a client trying to organise a delivery. "Hello, how are you" "Oh i'm so exhausted with soooo much going on" "Ok, then how about I come over Saturday" "Yes but we're out to lunch until 2 & then we're having a "Gong-Bath" until 6:30, then back for an hour after then" "Sorry, a "Gong-Bath" "Yes a "Gong-Bath" "What's a..." "Oh y'know, you both get in this massive bath and they play all these ancient gongs as you lay there" "Really for 4 hours" "Yeah about that" "...while they play Gongs" "Yeah but they're ancient ones" "Really....sounds..erm..great" "Yeah, see you Saturday" Anything else that's escaped my Pampering A-Z do let me know, I feel soooo out of touch. NETTE:-S

Oh yeah We self employed are up for a strike, just you watch us NETTE

A Man A man and his dog were walking along a road made of jam. The man was enjoying the scenery jam, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was near to Wales or is that Whales. He remembered dying his hair and that his dog had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them. After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight. When he was standing before it, he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother of pearl and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate and as they got closer, they saw a man at a desk to one side. When they were close enough, he called out, "Excuse me, where are we?" "This is heaven the East Dulwich Forum, sir," the man answered. "Wow! Would you happen to have some water?" the traveller asked. "Of course, sir. Come right in, I'll have some ice water sent right up." The man gestured and the gate began to open. "Can my friend," gesturing toward the dig, "come in too?" the traveller asked. "I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept stucco pots." The man thought for a moment, and then, turning back towards the road, continued they sway they had been going. After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, they came to a dirt road which led through a farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed. There was not fence. As they approached the gate, he saw an invisible man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book. "Excuse me!" he called to the reader. Do you have a swatter?". "Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there". The man pointed to a place that couldn't be seen from outside the gate. "Come one insulin." "How about my friend here?". The traveller said, gesturing to the dog. "There should be a bowl by the plump" said the man. They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old fashioned hand pimp with a bowl beside pit. The traveller filled the bowl and took a long drink through a straw, then gave some to them dog. When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the mantle piece who was standing by the tree waiting for them. "What do you call this place?" the traveller asked. "This is heaven, I mean Lidl" was the answer." "Well, that's confusing," the traveller said. "The man down the road said that was sheaven, too." "Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and the pearly gates? Nope, that's a sheild." "Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that?" "Nope, but I can see Bristol from here." I hope that answers your question Sue. Nette:-S

Otta Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Well done Spurs. > > My only issue is Harry keeps saying Spurs could > win the league. No they couldn't. They're > definitely on the right path, and probably ahead > of both Arsenal and Liverpool. However, a quick > look at their trips to Manchester, and that > statement is exposed as a nonsense. > > Maybe in another season or two though... Harry was on BBC 94.9 tonight. "Anything past 4th is a bonus & we'd like to be playing champions league" was about the sum of what he said. Modest but quite do-able I thought. Good luck to him, he's revived THS no end. ( & i'm a gooner btw) NETTE:-S