Annette Curtain

Didn't they used to be quite clever ? So far, the following make me wish to increase my alchohol consumption/gnash-my-teeth/kill-the-makers. 1. The Littlewoods ad: Just fk right off. Yes it hits every button, such as: Scream expletives now, smash the TV & comit arson. 2. The Uncle Bens ad: A man throws a pack of rice into a naturally occurring hot spring, it then flys back out as the hot water spouts upward and is caught by a bloke with a tray. Strap line: Cooks perfectly in 10 minutes even if you don't have a geyser/geezer in the house. Jesus h Christ, some (wan-ky ad exec) body sat there and thought of that up, then pitched it to the client, who then fobbed it off on us. Note to Uncle Bens. I am not a moron, I will never (underlined) buy your stupid product. I'd rather have Krispy-Kreme doughnuts rammed up my rear end by a Stevie Wonder impersonator driving a dodgem car. I hope you choke on your own products while watching the Littlewoods ad. Other than that, I HATE YOU. NETTE:X

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Annette, so far ostrich is being served up, the > head-in-the-sand kind. Oh dear.... Stuffed then ? NETTE:-S

StraferJack Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Some rump marinating in soy and fish sauce with > lime juice and sugar. > > To be griddled, sliced, placed in hollowed > baguettes with coriander, macerated red onion, > butter and chilies > > Just 30 minutes to go * sighs * :)

Moos http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/50/Gall-dindi.jpg/220px-Gall-dindi.jpg It's time for an update I think. How's the preparation for the oncoming festivities going so far. Any successes or non-starters. Final menu ? NETTE:)

I think there's a steak-nite coming on. A little freshly grated nutmeg on the steak ( both sides ) an hour or so before it's cooked ( as above ). Very nice indeed NETTE(tu)

Thomas Micklewright Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Nette, we do have meat eaters coming to the group, > they have even commented how pleased they were > with us being so friendly. They're only sizing you up with a view to eating you. *licks lips* NETTE:)

Sorry what was that...? See, I was too busy trying to set my i-phone up. Oooooo it's only/fakkin slightly frustrating. NETTE:-S

You've got to take your hat off to Yanni & Scott. Opening a bar/restaurant at any time is risky. Good luck to them I say. I kinda like Meat Liquor, in a down & dirty way. Hmmmerrrrr-yeaaaaaah. Lick me.... NETTE:)

I'm going to santa's grotto tonight. http://www.digsdigs.com/photos/faucher-christmas-lights-extravaganza.jpg Yeah & my house is lit up like a frikkin erm...."christmas tree" " have some fun with this why-doncha " NETTE(tu)

Salsaboy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Bugger the hoover, has IT arrived yet? Oh dear salsaboy Hoover is a brand, do you mean "Bugger the vacuuming" ( if i'm a little testy please forgive ) I may be projecting my anti-Orange-fever onto you. I mean in this vacuous world of flimsy & meaninglessness instant gratification, I find even I am loosing patience in my anticipated-pretty-thing-in-a-box-being-delivered type of joy. ( not to mention CUSTOMERS ) WHERE'S THE FAKK IS MY FAKKIN PHONE "ORANGE" WHERE'S THE FAKK IS MY FAKKIN PHONE WHERE'S THE FAKK IS MY FAKKIN PHONE WHERE'S THE FAKK IS MY FAKKIN PHONE NETTE:X

I hear he tried to record the first take of 'Ebony & Ivory' on one of these. http://www.lordsofnottinghill.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/331x331/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/m/i/miele_radiator_brush_shb_10.jpg No-one ever dare tell. NETTE:-S

Sure Agree But has Stevie got a Meile 5211 vacuum cleaner? ( given that the colour wouldn't be guiding his choices ) NETTE

No, agree *Bob* that's true. But to console myself I have my eye on this as a stocking filler. http://www.lordsofnottinghill.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/331x331/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/m/i/miele_inflator_connection_5858300.jpg [quote name=Key Information : Miele Inflator Connection - 5858300 Inflator connection for inflating balloons' date=' air mattresses, etc Part Number: 5858300] NETTE:-$

Thomas Micklewright Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > When I started the DVVS I wanted to ensure it was > open to all, hence come along if " you are > interested in environment" aswell as for vegans, > veg, pescs and your new creation of 'poles'. So > come along on December 8th and say hello, you know > you want to! No Thomas, I cant lay claim to creating the 'Pollotarian' tag. However, wouldn't it mudy the waters somewhat having a veggie/flesh eater at one of your gigs. Really, i'm genuinely interested. Though a quick thought. What do we call someone who only eats the beasts he's actually met? And is it OK to eat Whales NETTE:-S

http://s7v1.scene7.com/is/image/JohnLewis/231220826?$product$ [quote name=Quiet running and powerful performance make the Miele S5211 Power Plus an integral part of cleaning your home. A variable setting on this vacuum cleaner allows you to use it to clean all surfaces. Thanks to a quiet motor and special insulation' date=' there is a Silent setting on the S5211, making cleaning even less unobtrusive. It has a flexible connection to get to those more hard-to-reach areas, while swivel action and soft bristles make this brush perfect for dusting books and shelves. Other built-in accessories include a universal brush, crevice tool ( nudge nudge, wink wink), upholstery brush ( know what I mean ) and extension tube.( yeah, we like an extension tube)] I rest my case. NETTE(!) (not sent from my i-phone)

Harumph NO IT hasn't turned up despite calling Orange today. It went like this. "Hello I'm expecting a phone to be delivered today" "I can't give you times as to when it will be delivered" "Ok-ay when was it dispatched then" "I can't give you times as to when it was dispatched" "Ok-ay what was the time of the last number called" "I can't give you times as to when it was last called" "Why not" "Because your number's barred" "Ok-ay how do I un-bar it" "You ask me to un-bar it" "Ok-ay un-bar it" "Ok-ay now, what was the time of the last number called" "at 4:00 pm Friday" "Ok-ay that's what I thought" " Is there anything else I can help you with today" "No you've been quite helpful enough already , thank-you " NETTE:X

Nette's christmas card list. Sir Timothy Rice katie1997 Lurch Nashoi Carl Lagerfeld David Cameron & family Cath Kidston The Conran family Lurch The people in my Lane.

They'll all be watching Fresh Meat later. Don't worry. Nette(tu)

red devil Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > No need Netty, FIFA have said a Poppy can be worn > on the black armband... The black arm band ? What black frikkin armband. ( oh & I half expect at least one of the team to have a poppy tattoo by tomorrow )

Oh dear Prince Willy has joined in Who next David beckham ? :-S

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Henrys suck. True but not very well. Anyway.. Mac's & Meile what a perfect brand match ( did I mention I have a Meile washing machine too ) But then doesn't just about everybody NETTE:)

Salsaboy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yeah, I'd heard about the 5211 problems as well. > Just hope that Nette is ok with it. * turns music up *

dbboy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'd have got a Sebo, also German, same quality but > cheaper. Next ? :-S

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I feel you've missed a trick here: in addition to > the standard floorhead supplied with the 5211, the > 5281 includes a parquet floorhead and a turbobrush > - for relatively little extra cost. > > But don't beat yourself up about it. Fine observation *Bob* Though you can buy that head as an extra for about ?24 ( it's on my x-mas list ) Nette;-)

Calm down ted You're not getting the black-wednesday-comedown are you ? I'm loving this thread btw. ( nearly as much as my new vacuum ) The Irish Hisar's Now there's a picture:-S NETTE