Annette Curtain

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Annette Curtain Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > By that I mean your master-stroke zeugma > stalled > > it in it's tracks. > > Well Feltz DID go home in tears and a taxi... V Feltz ? The lovely V N(?)

maxxi Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Back to Nette's desire to be a > curmudgeonly-ex-ageing-neo-punk, I think this is > an affliction (or a perverse hobby) rather than a > job. > > Today's fantasy job for me (thanks to KT's > inspiration) is to sell stone cladding > door-to-door in SE22. > > ALL of ED could look this way... > http://mikedavies.eu/portfolio/p7ssm_img_1/fullsiz > e/cottageclading_fs.jpg > > Kudos on the fabulous door/window combo too. I'd buy that ! Loving the lattice leaded ( fake of course ) windows too. Hey I know, I want to be that Woman at Homebase who as you're about to leave says... "Any Windows or doors " and tries to hand you a double-glazing leaflet. ( she always looks freezing cold too ) Now that looks like a great job NETTS:-S

What... 'nakes SSsssilly Nette:-S

Sacre bleu.

katie1997 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Annette Curtain Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Actually.. > > > > Today I want to be Hugh Cornwell > > You'd have to avoid going for a drink in a bar > with yourself then, wouldn't you? Ooooo Snake eating it's tail.

You know what your Royal Highness The "other" thread of which you speak has ground to a halt. By that I mean your master-stroke zeugma stalled it in it's tracks. Though I contend that my "nuts magazine" follows just fine. Let me explain how I got there, see formula below: zeu-g-ma Zoo-Guy-Mag Nuts magazine ( two words I know but you see how I got there ) No ?

red devil Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What Otta said... > > I work in design and there used to be a lot of > one-upmanship when it came to CVs. > The ponciest one I heard about was someone who > printed their CV to look like a wine label and and > then stuck it on a bottle of vino, which would > then be given to any prospective employer... He got through a lot of wine then. And Tillie-T scrapes through. NETTS:-S

NUTS magazine ?

Alan Medic Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Excellent idea if not in force Rosie. Much better > threads have gone to the graveyard. That's where > this one belongs. That rule might do the trick. I > may start playing as I quite like 'rules', I've > been told. Go Al... Crack that "Rule Whip" Netts:) * doffs cap toward RH ( royal highness ) *

Ah haaa We're all fired It's good fun though. ( no need to register, you just click on the bottom r.hand arrow > on the picture ) So glad I'm not employing "me" Netts:-S

Try this... For *ahem* research purposes obviously. I scored so low that I got "fired" Hey, so lucky I employ myself then. * checks clock * "Damn I missed tea-break" "Don't worry take the rest of the afternoon off" "Really, OK I will then" "See you/me tomorrow" "Okay then, ciao " NETTE:-S

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I've never seen the Stata turbines moving. I have BUT only once ( though I swear they were being, y'know..."powered" )

Actually.. Today I want to be Hugh Cornwell "Walk on by the....peaches.....golden brown.." *tra-la-la* Nette:)

jctg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > taper Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Dead kennedys still tour, albeit without Jello. > > Similarly: > > Genesis (with Peter Gabriel) Dunno > Marillion (with Fish) OMG I hated that Punch & Judy song > The Stranglers (with Hugh Cornwell) Well I had a drink with Hugh a few years back, though he got the right hump when I even mentioned The Stranglers, in fact he walked off. When my pal came back from the bar he said "Where's Hugh ?" I said "He walked off" He said "Did you mention The Stranglers" I said "Yes" He said "Ah, did I not mention to not mention The Stranglers to Hugh" I said "Yes I think you did" He said "OK but you did anyway" I said "Yes" Then Hugh came back & I think I mentioned The Stranglers one more time. He said "I don't want to talk about The Stranglers ever again" I said "But I do, I invested a lot of time/money going to your gigs as teenager" I also said "I used to shag Sarah Cotton allday long listening to Ratus nor-wass-it-called" He scowled & we laughed, well I did anyway. So, I don't think there's going to be a great reunion gig. But who knows eh ? NETTE:-S

Tyre fitting not working out maxxi ? Actually, today I quite fancy a change, that coal mincing ain't all that cop. So I'm trying out being a "confectionary operative" in Greggs the bakers. Nette(tu)

Osama Bin laden string quartet. Sadly. Netts:-S

OK... I've always fancied being a coal miner, don't know why, just have. I think the person working at the coal face does it naked & is called the beast/bear. I'm not Welsh or from Yorkshire. But I fancy wearing a helmet ( whilst naked ) As you do, what's your fancy ? Nette:)

StraferJack Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > > Not to me it doesn't (quite the opposite) but if I > was a vegetarian I'd want to be sure so I was just > giving a heads-up OKay What if the Pig was actually the Chef ? ( and some of his sweat dropped onto the food ) http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/265489/265489,1317161109,1/stock-vector-happy-pig-chef-vector-illustration-with-simple-gradients-all-in-a-single-layer-85503130.jpg They're clever buggers y'kow. Would that matter. NETTE:-S

Atticus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Tarot, what is that supposed to mean? this thread > hasn't even hinted at class war. Reactionary Rik > out of the Young Ones springs to mind. > > What would you do? If they were "foreigners" she'd deport them.

Have you got the original key still ?

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'd like to grow basil too all year round too. > > And other herbs, of course. But mostly basil. > > > > Lots and lots and lots and LOTS of basil. I turned my whole front garden into a raised bed herb & veg garden this year. The really successful herbs have been Thyme & Miniette Basil ( the tiny leafed one ) sometimes called snipping basil. Next year i'm growing a whole lot more as the flavour is amazing, way better than the regular one, which I also grew successfully. If this one can grow year round then that would be "brill" NETTE:)

Undisputedtruth Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > @Katie, I was just slightly correcting your > analogy to include the cost aspect. Anyway, > building a PC isn't difficult at all as long as > you have good analytical skills to choose the > components and able to follow instructions. Any > reasonably intelligent person should be able to > build a PC from instructions. UDT The forum's very own "Doc Martin" Netts:-S

To be honest.... That Franky fellow is ...well "crummy" if you ask me ( and I don't like those trousers much either ) And Craig's developing singers tic's already, so he'll be off, back to the biscuit factory soon. What's the big girl called, anyway, not digging her much or scary lady/weird brow-head. Way too scary. So that leaves Marcus, who quite frankly nearly fell apart waiting to see if he's through. Then Mischa B, who's a cross between Grace Jones & Lady Ga-Ga & goes from strength to ( x-factor ) strength Have we missed anyone..? Oh yeah "Pub & Red Head Girl" she's/they're so very sweet. As for the judges...well.. man-lady-up. It's show time boys & girls and we want blood/sweat/tears. Show us your pain. ( see Downton Abbey, they know just how to do it ) * clicks fingers * "Enough" * glides out of the room * NETTE(td)(tu)

T.e.d Bless ya. I used to love Food for Fiends in Brighton, I'd go there after caning it at the Zap club all week-end. With my eyes swivelling in thier sockets I'd point at a the trays of delicious veggie food on offer, then stuff my self with a spoon of it ( maybe two ) And then afterwards I'd have a massive sh*t. Which was nice. NETTE:-S

Undisputedtruth Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The main reason for building a PC Zzzzzzzz is so that I > can tick all my boxes for my requirements. For > example, the fans must be whisper quiet, the > computer must be ZZZzzzzzzzzzz Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz ideal PC speakers and PC sound > system. http://7reasons.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/socks_and_sandals.jpg?cda6c1 Indeed.