Annette Curtain

YES ( on the right occasion, fekin marvelous )

HP is an institution of course But... http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b8/Blue_Label_Ketchup%2C_1898.jpg/220px-Blue_Label_Ketchup%2C_1898.jpg Tomato Ketchup advertisement from 1898

I think Ted's meaning the Ketchup is vinegary ( and this does cut the fattiness well ) Actually the rarer the meat the less ketchup on a burger. Though a good COLD herb/garlic butter on a rare steak is heaven ( with a pinch or two of Malden ) What the fek are we going on about at near mid-night ? * swats mozzi *

Greedy cow

It's great for cleaning silver too. Same with French's mustard. Great on a burger/hot dog but shite on anything else. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NjWUDYCtazE/Tcbkvu8tuJI/AAAAAAAAAE8/g444FrHt1nA/s400/frenchs_mustard_bottle.jpg Actually I did made some burgers tonight. Very delicious indeed. NETTE:)

Loz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Well humans seem to like being overfed. > > http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/peop > le/syager.jpg > > Why shouldn't geese? Talking of Geese She looks like she's just been Goosed * imagines state of her lady garden * :(

I second RosieH Berkley in London And Cowley Manor NETTE(tu)

It's the bubbles that make some of the difference Champagne is around 12.5% abv yet it makes you drunk quickly. Apparently (and without googling it) the small micro bubbles of carbon make the stomach process the champers in a different way to still wine, so it passes it through the gut / digestive system quicker. Result; you get very tipsy, very quickly. This might also explain why beer, though lower in alcohol, goes through the system quickly too. If you have vodka & a fizzy mixer, it probably brings the abv of the whole drink down to near 20%, which is the optimum absorption level. As for drinking straight spirits like Whisky. Well you are fekkin mad and deserve everything you get. NETTE:)-D

Wow... Sounds like a fun filled lunch Wild preferably but farmed hot smoked ( by me of course ) is good too. NETTE:)

david_carnell Wrote: You think I > ate swan for breakfast this morning or something? No David.... Swan as you well know is an Immigration issue . Really it is. NETTE:-S

taper Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What's the bike shop look like? I saw the dread > words "custom bike" on the sign, which suggests > it's for fixie/bullhorn/fakeenger types. Ohhhh... But I love my bike, don't you ? NETTE:)

This article may shed a new light. If Heroin seems miles away for some, so how about ecstasy & alcohol. Feels a litte nearer now, no ? NETTE(?)

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > maxxi Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > The SIGNED Linda Evans pic looks like one from > > your personal shrine collection Nette, or did > you > > used to 'do' her down at the Vauxhall Tavern? > > If either of those things were true, she'd know > that it's Krystle Carrington (not "Crystal") > > Nette, for shame! Sozza.... I think I meant Cristal dahling http://www.drinksdirect.co.uk/acatalog/Louis_Roederer_Cristal_75cl_2000BX2.jpg No she's not dead, though the box above does look a bit "morbid" an all that... Nette:-S

Thomas Micklewright Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > do you guys only eat meats from butchers then? No... I get Pork & Beef direct from the farmer/smallholder. Some from Smithfield market or the Butcher. Some from the shoot/gamekeeper during the season. NETTE:)

How bloody sad. It's a fekkin evil drug, heroin. She moved back to Camden recently too didn't she.

OOOooo Sounds like a right load of cark. Don't tell me you've bought/acquired one. NETTE(td) >THE MESSAGE IS CLEAR: STOP TRYING TO PRESSURE GUESTS INTO BUYING YOUR AWFUL PAINTINGS, TED. Scientologist (and Camelot Castle Hotel?s ?artist-in-residence?) Ted Stourton routinely takes guests to the basement of the hotel to see the incessantly-hyped ?Light Box? attraction. Apparently, this consists of a box with some lights in it that he uses to..ah, shine a light through some of his paintings. According to John Mappin and Ted Stourton, this attraction is nothing short of a miracle. Judging by their hype, it?s literally magical. To most unsuspecting guests and visitors, it?s little more than a hard-sell of some awful paintings. Here, Ted and John, is a quick selection of what your paying guests think of your ?Light Box? (and these all came from 2* reviews): ?On our second night, we went to visit the Light Box as we were intrigued about it (You are told about it on arrival), It is pleasant but if you give in to pressure easily please do not go. Lets just say my husband came away with a larger painting than he had originally intended to buy.? ?I left his dungeon, sorry, studios, very confused and aplogetic to my partner (the latter was laughing). Ted ? then took us to see the ?lightbox?. I think we were doing okay til then. He still seemed interested in us. In answer to the question posted all around the hotel. ?Yes! We have seen the lightbox??3 halogen bulbs shining onto one of Ted?s pictures. The most beautiful thing in Cornwall? Have I mentioned megalomania? We lost his interest then, My partner was more interested in whether they were halogen bulbs or another kind. I asked what medium he had used in his paintings: oil, watercolour or emulsion (emulsion, by the way) We were only shown 2 pictures (of a series of at least 10) before being escorted out without a goodbye?We found out later, from fellow guests, that we were supposed to buy a picture of his.?<

And.... Where would I be without that first gamey sh!t on the glorious 12th. There is literally nothing like it. I love eating those birds I do. NETTE:-$

Heinz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oinnrrrrr, > > Get your claws out girls. Re: New Dragon Posted by: Salsaboy Today, 06:07PM Meoowwwwww HOLD on..... I did put the following disclaimer.... > And before I carry on, Hilary Devey is probably a very nice lady < It's her "look" that I find startling/compelling. I mean; come on. If Harry Enfield isn't planning a spoof of her already then i'll be eating the proverbial hat again. NETTE:-S

Yes... I love the article Nette(tu)

Loz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I thought the ad was a spoof... then realised. I know LOZ the ad on T.V is fantastic. And before I carry on, Hilary Devey is probably a very nice lady BUT who the fek is dressing her. Poor thing looks like a cross between... http://i3.iofferphoto.com/img/item/393/041/31/93_1_b.JPG Crystal Carrington & http://www.addamsfamily.com/addams/lurch7.jpg Lurch. http://www.bbc.co.uk/dragonsden/images/dragons/hilarydevey_446.jpg Where did they get that Black & White suit she wears in the T.V ad... ? Bless :-S

katie1997 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Annette - if you really did take that photograph > of her on the train....where's the peg? I know Katie Numeros. Where WAS the flippin peg indeed? In my defence, yesterday was well bizarre-o. I spotted one of The Chapman brothers outside of their new show ( meh ) as you do I later left work in Hoxton Sq. & upon mounting my bicycle I spotted a crusty/hippie chap climbing a ladder with a "Golden Mushroom" under his arm. He then placed/glued said Mushroom atop a building. I proceeded to Shoreditch station where to my supise I saw her enter the carriage, so getting the photo was a golden/ginger opportunity & the peg idea slipped from my now racing mind. Later she disembarked at Wapping; so far so good. However, a group of excited young people then got on the train at the next stop. Oh, so full of joy were they that the took the floor and started preaching the word of GOD. Did you know; Jesus is your Oyster card to heaven ? Really, I heard that and much much more on my journey home last night. Mind you once i'd settled I couldn't resist joining in. A very vocal young man took up the floor from his friend. "You are on a journey to hell people" he then proceeded to spell out the very word...H.E.L.L. at which point I piped up, adding the final "O"...."HELLO" as I did a very camp wave. The other passengers laughed with gusto, the train stopped and as if by magic/gods hand, my station had arrived. I left to great applause ( and a little more preaching ). As I said, most bizarre.... And how as your day? NETTE:-S

Millsymac TV Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------ Re: Do you need a home makeover More's the question Millmac Do you need some Foie Gras ?

Is there a wig-wearers equivalent of ..... http://www.bbc.co.uk/dragonsden/images/dragons/hilarydevey_446.jpg "Spec-Savers" * jots down idea for new franchise * NETTE:-$

Frankito Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Gosh, what a riot of a thread. > > Anyone for foie gras and bubbles? How's about Foie Gras "happier" twin. NETTE(tu)

Way... Got on at Shoreditch & got-off-at Wapping. BUT then, I also saw a man climbing a ladder and sticking a "golden mushroom" a top a building by Hoxton Sq. http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/9316/photo19hy.jpg And... http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/2730/photo18p.jpg One of The Chapman brothers ( yawn ) outside White Cube It was a weirdly busy day NETTE:-S