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And it's bound to be bloody Luxembourg! Those treacherous bastards have been plotting behind the scenes for decades, looking for a little lebensraum. And they are in league with the Scots. The Luxembourgish for 'Why?' is 'Firwat?' Huh? Think about it.

It's an Angora rug man!

"...and what does your partner do? I see. Yes, it's ?260.

'Looking at the dictionary it would appear...' well bless my soul. This is presumably an advanced dictionary that gives lists of ethnic slurs?

Didn't Rolf Harris advertise the Hoxytone?

Smoke On The Water - Deep Purple Smokin in the Boy's Room - Brownsville Station Smoke Gets In Your Eyes - Bryan Ferry *cough*

Yes but that's what an urban slant gives you; Advance notice of intention? "You shoulda seen this coming" And intention to return? "I found it and I was looking after it 'til I could take it back". There was a similar problem in the C21st urban update of Jerome K Jerome's 'Three Men On The Bummel' which involved mountain bikes racing from Currys in Peckham to Phone4U in Camberwell and finishing at a lite-bite in Croydon.

ianr Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > In some locations, and probably more so the higher > you are, you can get away with using an indoor > set-top type aerial. Agreed - a set-top aerial will suffice as long as it is near a window and as far away from electrical interference as poss. (use an extension to acheive this if necessary); and if you're not on a bus route and have no moped/scooters frequently whizzing by your place it should be cushty.

If it's your b'day your friends should be making the choices and taking YOU out, and buying all the drinks of course. *hangs on to the extreme outer right hand edge of the curve by fingernails* ETA: *turns out it's not the outer edge of the primary curve at all but the fragmenting edge of the faint secondary curve where the colours are reversed and all in between seems darker...*

Aren't all those currently queuing at Camberwell Magistrates urban MacNabs? *still raining and even TMS have run out of waffle - though I hear tell of a lemon drizzle cake...*

Just to beat Frankie to it.....>:D

If Lady D's guarding the van I want to drive one of the minis with the gold in the boot and be chased through a Coventry sewer by Chavez's hapless Petr?listos.

StraferJack Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > maxxi - have you run it through just the once? > amateur... If it claims to be 'unreadable' dammit then unreadable it sh+#?< ??!

I think not starting with Piquionne is the answer but if Cole goes we need at least one other striker. I agree re Sam in that Taylor/Nolan/O'Brien are working out so far. Parker going great again (slightly off his best v Cardiff) - if/when he leaves (QPR looking favourite with new club owner) I still think Barton is a possible.

Okya but tshi is supposed to be the unreadable verison and I dno't think it screws it up as muhc as Ricky. *reminds RD - defenestratively*

I used to imagine a car of similar make/size driving down the road ten yards in front of me - then take note of where his/her off-side is in relation to the middle of the road and (assuming he/she is positioned correctly) place my off-side on same line. Then one day I hired a Transit van, drove down a street with parked cars either side and promptly lost the near-side wing mirror!

Typo? http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSEu21yk3PWGwjQB376pMx9sMtuHiSFYgbxbOYRYe29tFrjHRPH0Q

Could be worse - the original article began: "Soft Southern Sassenachs gorge on foie gras and attack innocent tea-towel salesmen as milk thefts go through roof. 'It's the fucking cats' says spokes person as more feline disappearances are reported daily."

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bob Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Can you get a 5 year warranty on the items. > Bob S You can get five years yes...

Ah, foie glass.

... and soups! Gazpacho/vichyssoise/chilled watercress etc in summer, fresh oxtail/mulligatawny/chicken etc in winter - and not the crap that comes in cartons.

Do we even 'ave Ocado?

He knows now that it never was him 'in the corner', that he bored people over Richey's disappearance, that just as he gets it, it's gone. Regular Fridays in the Cock and Firkin and mixing his own Caipirinhas only impressed her friend - and she is still here and still goes on marches but only in her MBTs.

computedshorty Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Could it be that they have not posted here or any > other associated web, as they are aware of the > antics of Kleinhond Elsewhere. Surely thats a Russell Hoban novel?