derbyean

Shes has previously spoken of being part frog. Is it possible she has now gone all the way? wrote ianr ....is that a bullfrog or a cowfrog...........she might be a tadpole!

:)) Jah.

Gee's Linctus is for coughs, and it smells rather like those brown flat sweets 'bronchial drops'. Poor Moos!

Calpol and bonjella are very useful drugs for infant tunnellers.

You have my sympathy jaguar for what it's worth, but there are far too many under-employed marauding thieves on the streets right now.

A celebrity was asked what was his greatest achievement by some interviewer, and the celebrity replied 'giving up smoking'! I thought that was an interesting answer. I packed up loads of times before I succeeded and only then with the help of that chewing gum. That was a steep learning curve to use, the pieces are far too big and too strong for a ten to fifteen a day man. I finally worked out that cutting the lowest strength tablet into four strips with scissors, and then leaving one of them in the mouth between teeth and gum. Do not chew it until you feel the twitch of desire, and then only a couple of bites and put it back to lie there. It took longer than I expected but I had been smoking for thirty years. Having now quit, to smell smoke going in and out of the supermarket or a blast of one in the street makes you feel a bit queasy. The advantage of quitting is feeling free-er with less wheezing, coughing, clearing one's throat, and more money. Look at it as every ciggy you don't have is a victory, and if you have a day without a victory of any kind then the next day or week you will have more successes. Persistence, perseverence, and determination, are all words I have very few dealings with in my life, but indulgence, greed, and avarice are very close friends, but little victories I could somehow understand.

And derybean, we can only treat ONE of your personalities at a time, which one is it to be ? wrote Annette Curtain The nice friendly one, yoooou knoooow, the one who would not say "boo" to an administrator!

A collider is a Chinese passageway with doors leading off, isn't it.

I suppose that must be a smokers *cough* then, assuming quids is right, being only half rehabilitated.

'Knobs' the genitals, or 'nobs' the rich, which do you mean reggie?

Like Pol Pot, or the guy who led the Jonesville massacre? Or possibly a troll Vornstyle?

LM is probably lying in a hot 'sow nah' as they pronounce it in Finland, (not sawner as they say here,) even as we speak. I hope she is enjoying herself and carving out a new and fruitful life for herself too.

SeanmcG has put in more hours of 'calming' type chat on this forum than anyone else I can think of. He had very little time for some of my dearly departed friends though, and possbly got rid of some of them too. Narnia or is it Dicklan? How very dare you sully my Irish relatives name 'derrybean' he is a very sensitive but feisty mortal, and would be most irate if his name was used in vain, especially as he cannot speak up for himself, being a deaf blind mute 'n' all.

I observed one of the flock of sparrows that have eaten their way through a tub of fat balls, collecting dry strands of grass and rushing into one of the boxes with it, so they are nesting and spring has sprung.

You are not alone Huguenot, he has been offered a free meal to make up for the first one, what more can proprietor Mark Dodds do, what more can you expect tllm2? It seems to me there is more to this than meets the eye, otherwise you would do as Mick Mack has already suggested and accept it with good grace, and stop being an ungracious toad.