Frankito

I think he is the one who broke into my house last night.. I will miss my Burberry cap.

I know some great Brazilians...

Those ones are usually behind the camera or from a place called 'North' Essex (??)

I just heard from the police that a car was also stolen last night from the next street - a possible link....?

Just one vendetta Give it to me, Delicious ice-cream from italeeeee

Jeesus, you nearly had my going there. I hadn't realised I was holding my breath until I spat all over the screen. Glad to know he pulled through.

Come now Rosie, it's just a bit of light-hearted banter.. You do raise an interesting point: sadly our view of Chelsea will be very much one-dimensional. Having said that, I still wouldn't miss it for all the tea in China.....

Indeed but we don't need to copy them... Let's be unique..

Katie, right on there..... More support for the Waitrose/M&S cause....

I know I know, I am just winding ye up....>:D

All, please be on your guard and be extra- vigilant. Our house was broken into during the night. They managed to break through the security locks on one of the sashes at the front of the house and prise the window open. The dog woke me up aroynd 2am barking wildkt. I went downstairs to unvestigate but nothing amiss and alarm still set. A short while later the house alarm went off and I got up again and did a full inspection. I even went outside but didnt see anything. Funnily enough the dog was sniffing at the front window but I assumed it was just a cat. Anyway, on my way back in fron morning walk I saw the sash window completely open. When I went inside it had been busted completely.... Very creepy.. They must have busted the window and heard the noise of me and dog getting up and then when rhe coast was clear, try to finish off. Lucky for me to have motiob sensors in all rooms - and a big dog and an even bigger cricket bat. Very daring indeed to come in through a front window in a street with traffic. Please check your security and if you were thinking of getting an alarm but couldn't decide which one, get out there and buy it. I dread to think what would have happened if the alarm hadnt gone off. I dont trust myself around intruders in my home and ironically would probably end up in court myself.... I have called the police and they are due this morning. Anyone recommend a good sash replacement specialist who does emergency jobs? I aint leaving until this place is like Strangeways...

Scented jasmine on a warm Summer's night.... It's the simple things...

Bullies are bad..

And this thread is so last year.. Can we complain about something else please...?

Could I recommend you look on Southwark Council website and perhaps give someone there a call. I dealt with the planningguys there recently and they were very knowledgeable and spot on. Oh and they also gave me planning permission so still in honeymoon period with them....

After much reflection, my answer is no. (6)

Cynic.... Think of the business it will generate..

A white hoodie - chavtastic....

But they tried to kill the pretty little falcon and no doubt in front of loads of eager little kids who must be having nightmares as we speak. Shoot them all, I say.

Sine joining The EDF revolution (as a late starter may I add), I suddenly have no time for Facebook. It is shit and not half as entertaining as this Forum. I wanna divorce; I have been unfaithful (only to Facebook!!).

Please God tell me you are not >100..

I hate crows. I am teaching the dog to catch them and kill them.

Boo?

What a mission trying to get near DP today... I should have gone to Crystal Palace.

But if they are wasps get them destroyed otherwise they will start bugging you.