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Can you visit their address and 'picket' the company with some large signs? Obviously not saying anything too defamatory. Or order a stonking great amount of pizzas to be delivered, cash on delivery.

Penge. Hot day. People of the larger variety. Inappropriate clothing. I need to bleach my eyes.

There is a huge debate about rising damp. Mostly it can be traced to broken drains or guttering or some other source of moistness such as condensation.

Nope.

Saw some CCTV footage on Twitter the other day of a man going into a Porsche showroom and shagging the front grille of a car.

OR The first time I ever cut a wooden worktop to put in a kitchen sink. I'd spent ages positioning the sink so that it was equidistant to the front and back of the new worktop and perfectly square. Drew round it and carefully cut along the pencil line. Cleaned all the sawdust away and lowered the sink into position only for it to plummet straight through into the cupboard below. You're supposed to cut inside the marked line so that the sink has something to rest on. Wouldn't have been so bad if it hadn't been a solid wood, custom made and fitted worktop that cost me nearly ?1000 to replace.

Filling up the jar that contains the tea bags. Boil the kettle and instead of pouring the boiling water into the mug containing the teabag, pour it into the jar that now has most of a box of teabags in it.

Premium Bonds. Dull but safe.

Ikea.

John Lewis for my newest mattress. At least you can try before you invest the best part of ?900 in one. Well worth it.

Mmmm raspberry ripple ice cream. *Heads out door on urgent ice cream buying mission*

?70 an hour for a handyman? Bloody hell.

These are all very reminiscent of Viz from the mid 90's!

Yeah, go and knock on her door. Then run away so she thinks it really is a spirit.

My Top Tip is always leave a few tea bags in your hot water tank and Hey Presto! no need to wait for the kettle to boil. Tea always on tap.

Ricky Gervais. His pudgy smug face and smarmy voice advertising another load of David Brent shite.

Burnt and ashes scattered in a little cove in Cornwall.

Damn - I was just about to start rounding up the hounds. View haloo.........

I was....Rosy was great. pato Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > None of those ppl was at a bday party last sunday > on forest hill rd though :(

THe pressure indicator on the boiler is for the amount of pressure in the central heating side of the system.

When I was in Melbourne earlier year I actually passed this place and yes, there they were, the 3 beakers of DIY coffee. What a faff. yearJeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Coffee on a chopping board: > http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-06-02/deconstructe > d-coffees-for-snobs-not-hipsters-cafe-manager/7470 > 080

I remember many years ago being in a bar in Barcelona and at the end of said bar was a huge mirrored wall. When you went to the gents the mirrored wall was in fact a one way mirror so you you could watch the punters in the bar below whilst having a pee but they couldn't see you. Quite bizarre.

Men who wear proper leather shoes with no socks and slightly rolled up jeans/trousers so that you can see their mankles. *shudders* TheArtfulDogger Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Men who wear socks with sandals > > Why oh why do they do it ......

Tried getting rid of some stuff?

In a coffee shop - 'Can I get a ......'. NO you bloody can't. Try 'Can I have a ......'.