Salsaboy

What do you mean, 'the earth is round'? DulwichFox Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ha Ha Ha Ha.... Ha Ha Ha Ha.. > > They all laughed at Christopher Columbus > When he said the world was round

Snap

I did see a jizzwad the other day......

Nuts

Phew. *carries on* JohnL Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Not our STD though - other ladybirds

Damn you RD. Earworm firmly entrenched!

Wearing a t shirt with a stupid slogan.

Which one of the Ninja Turtles is he? uncleglen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Raphaello is much nicer

Same here. Awake at 4.30 drinking tea.

Would they be free range or organic eggs *Bob*?

Just put your best frock on, possibly one that shows just a hint of knee.

Sprouts are nearly done.

Try this: http://www.britishhomelifts.co.uk/seated-model.html

If there is nobody in it, surely your duty as a good citizen in order to prevent crime is to remove the key from the ignition so that nobody can steal the car. Don't forget to lock it. Preferably with the key inside.

Chip butty with chips from the chip shop on white factory bread with lots of butter.

Oh yes....This is Beckenham, don't you know. ???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > - any doggers on here?

You're right. In todays political correctness gone mad world I shouldn't be insulting to people based on their size, creed, colour, sexual orientation, number of children they have, job shy or not, if they are vegetarian or indeed vegan, in fact anything and especially if they are funny or not. I hang my head in shame about calling Gervais a fat fcuk. Following on from this though, everyone who has posted on this thread is comedeyist. Shame on all of you. malumbu Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Salsaboy - why do you seem to have to revert to > the language of the street? Gervais is in deed > over rated and not funny. Do insult him for that > but not his size. > > You should organise a one to one with > aforementioned Nick Helm (a fat and bearded fcuk > to use your terminology) where you can fcuk and > cant at each other to your hearts content. > Preferably in a sealed room without any connection > to the outside world where nobody can hear you or > read about it. The last one alive wins. > > Now that is what I call funny.

Just let them invent their own titles.

Or that fat fcuk Gervais. Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Phlox Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > When it's Sarah Millican. > > > Indeed. Or Miranda Hart or Mel & Sue.

I have actually laid these on a bathroom floor. Did my bloody eyes in after 2 days. Nice tiles though. Ellem86 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > These are pictured as kitchen tiles but I think > they would also be lovely in a bathroom: > http://www.toppstiles.co.uk/tprod46365/henley-ice- > tile.html They are the Topss Tiles Henley Ice if > the link doesn't work.

Out of all the people who have posted on this topic, RPC seems to be the most prolific in eating habits.

Clown activity. Just saying'

If you're faced with a group of clowns, go for the juggler.

Kanye announces recently he has money problems. Kim goes on holiday with millions worth of presumably insured jewelry. And the rest is history......

I got the same letter from Virgin. Going up by ?3.49 a month. Greedy bastards. Time for another supplier methinks.