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Salsaboy

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  1. Those of you who queue up in McDonalds, get to the front of the queue and then spend 5 minutes looking up at the boards trying to decide what to have. IT'S THE SAME IN EVERY BLOODY MCDONALDS IN THE WORLD.
  2. And if you leave your front door open they will go all the way through. Then shut the front door which will confuse them as they won't be able to get back in and hopefully they will go and crap in somebody elses garden.
  3. Salsaboy

    Summer songs

    Been working outside last 3 days. Blisssssss.
  4. Salsaboy

    a joke

    My next door neighbour knocked on my door at 2.30am this morning. 2.30 in the morning, can you fcuking believe it. Luckily I was still up, playing my drums.
  5. Sound of the crowd - Human League
  6. mmmmm MILFs
  7. Yeah, lets have some cowboys to re-dress the balance.
  8. Salsaboy

    a joke

    I was stopped by a market researcher yesterday who asked me what my favourite grooming product was. You should have seen her face when I said Haribo.
  9. Crushed by the wheels of industry - Heaven 17.
  10. How much classier than pants?
  11. Daily Mail. Say no more.
  12. Most of Only Fools was filmed in Bristol.
  13. But there is more waving of the arms involved in an Italian kilometer. edhistory Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > An Italian kilometer is less than a Swiss > kilometer. > > John K
  14. From Amazon! Annette Curtain Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm sure you can buy a book on it! > > > :))
  15. Morning - Al Jarreau
  16. POLICE - catch all the looters from the recent riots by arresting anybody wearing bright white trainers and watching a brand new flat screen TV.
  17. Empty a box of tea bags in your hot water tank and hey presto a cup of tea everytime you turn on a hot tap!
  18. Will they also be red hot after re-entry?
  19. Give me the night - George Benson.
  20. I name that light fitting Trevor.
  21. Have you checked out local skips?
  22. Salsaboy

    Cock soup

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  23. Salsaboy

    Cock soup

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