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Does Rodgers need a training sesh to realise that? I'm no expert like UDT, but even I could see that Carroll wouldn't stay because he just doesn't fit in with Rodger's style of play. Anyways, I think Borini is a good buy, and if you got Walcott too, along with Suarez, it would form an exciting attacking triumvirate a la Ronaldo, Rooney and Tevez...just not as good ;-)

Padraig Harrington @ 20/1 Francesco Molinari @ 40/1

MrBen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > And my missus hasn't run off with him....yet... Glad to hear that MrB, but it's the architect you should worry about...

Studio graphics during a Dutch news broadcast accidentally gave German chancellor Angela Merkel a Hitler moustache I'm easily amused...

Stroke it's hair backwards, they really hate that...

Is there a setting or App for telling the sender that their email has been received ok by the recipient? (like texting on a standard mobile)...

Rangers fans, will Rangers still be called Rangers FC or do they have to change their name?

Ridgley Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > As a parent I did raise my daughter with > religious values and now she has reached an age > where she is free choose. 'Free' in that you have already instilled 'religious values' into her thinking...

: ) - D (Colon, bracket, minus sign, letter D, type without spaces = :)-D

*Gulps...*

The back end of a cow - Moos ;-)

Woodrot = Dick Whittington (minus his cat); Baron von Hardup = New Nexus; Robinson Crusoe = UDT (in splendid isolation); Babes in the Wood = The Family Room Enmasse; Ali Baba = Barry Road Barber (for the dyslexics amongst us)...

*Leaves cheque on bar for Mops R Us. Pins up poster on noticeboard - Summer Lido now OPEN!..*

What we need is a paws for thought...

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Or someone who wanted to be a DJ and bought decks and > a mixer which are now quietly rotting in the > loft? Good call, try The Bishop on a Friday night...

Otta Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Plus, apparently he has a couple of records of him > playing piano when he was young, and my wife wants > those. Which one is your Father-in-Law, Chas or Dave?...

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Our cat definitely buries her cack. > > She begins by digging a small trench, two inches > deep, using a special cat trowel. Then, squatting > over said hole, she curls one down and - after > carefully earthing-over the excrement - she tops > the area with shingle and finishes with a light > spray of Oust. > > Dream on! Indeed!..Polish cats can do it a lot quicker, neater and half the smell!!!..

I'm impressed *Bob*, a white cat with no skid marks...

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'd be delighted if we got Carroll, he's got more > to his game than that RD He might, but does BFS? ;-)

Still too wet to mow the lawn...

Otta Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Surprised that Man U let Park go, for ?2m, that > looks like a great signing for QPR. Me too, figures of ?5m have been quoted, but either way it's a steal. Midfield is our weakest dept, esp with no guarantee Fletcher will make a full recovery, so can only assume Fergie has someone else lined up. I think Kagawa could be a great signing, really looking forward to seeing him play behind Rooney. > In other news, I feel sorry for Andy Carroll > following Brendan Rogers' comments today, not > going to do much for his confidence. However, > there are rumours of a loan move to AC Milan, and > from an England point of view it would be great to > have more players playing abroad. > > I'm looking forward to seeing Joe Cole back in a > Liverpool shirt! I can't see Carroll staying, he just doesn't fit in with Rodger's style of play. There's paper talk he might become a 'appy 'ammer, if so expect a sudden surge of fans complaining of repetitive neck strain injuries down at the local Infirmary :-)

I know it's possible to get a cat flap that works by the cat wearing a collar that will 'trigger' it to open, is it also possible to get one that can be operated on a timer, if so that might be the solution...

Lift stuck again TED?..