red devil

Looks like we're going to end up with dodgy knees Rip Van Persie. I can't believe no one has been signing Bilbao players....C'mon Fergie, still time to sign Muniain

...5. or just leave them alone = zilcho

Was there a Polar Bear standing on a huge Glacier Mint nearby?..

Annette Curtain Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If there was a medal for oblique lavatory jokes > > Then we'd have swept the board > > GOLD GOLD GOLD Flushed with success...

Chillaxed Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Right, attached is the promised photo of my UPVC > windows I am thinking about painting (white) to > make them blend in a bit better. > > There's been a whole lot of rubbish posted since I > said I'd post a photo so I hope those who were > going to offer their opinion are still keeping an > eye on this thread! I was expecting to see something a lot more visually jarring than what your pic shows Chill. The windows don't stand out that much from the surround and pillars. I take your earlier point that over time the surround will 'yellow' while the windows remain pristine white, but you should be applying a 'top-up' coat about every 5 years to your window surrounds regardless of window material. Personally I wouldn't bother trying to 'distress' the windows in this instance...

*Pulls across curtains*...* *Swags and Tails a la Claaamm

Pol Poo...

Poo Pot...

wha'ppen?..

I reckon the fly was in the camera, Jeff Goldblum stylee...

Clean and jerk does it for me every morning...then shower

I find negotiating the bend is always tricky...

I'm waiting for Fazer to tell us not to bother with triple soft Andrex when Izal greaseproof paper will do...

until the bell rings, and then all Hell breaks lose...

9.47...

Red Devil when he's got the skits...gotta go!

I think you need to set the bar higher than that *Bob*, sounds like he's ready for Nitromorsing the sash windows. Careful with the fizzy drinks though, we don't want a doping scandal...

All you need to do now *Bob* is convince him that mowing Daddy's lawn, cleaning Daddy's car, and clearing out the gutters are an Olympic event...

Not too disimilar to the John Terry situation at the Euro's, except there wasn't much chance of Terry becoming a winner :)

Can you post a pic of a typical window Chill? Personally I wouldn't do it, I reckon it'll just look like really badly painted uPVC windows...

Go Farah!..Huzzah for the Olympics!!

What a night!..what a day!!..what a week!!! Feels great to be British again...Huzzah for the Olympics!

KidKruger Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It is not marijuana. That would explain a lot... :)

or more specifically the Dream Team...awesome!

Sigmund Fraud...