red devil

Garden

Ever So Lonely - Monsoon

TLS in action...it's known as whiff whaff in East Dulwich http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/sports/photos/2008/05/14/tabletennis-history1.gif

Damn those pesky colts...

Rip is favourite...Ghanaati to stroll up then Todays Special Groundhog Day Bet... John Dunlop is in reasonable form, so a couple of EW longshots: Swingkeel in 2.10 Akmal in 4.00

The Ayds Diet...

Treacle

Pas de probl?me!, get the kids to collect the empties, they'll think it's a game...

Jam

Brum, I think your getting confused with another pub called The Chutney Ferret...

Down Down - Status Quo And Their Too Tight For Midle Aged Men To Be Wearing I Don't Want To See What Side You 'Hang' Denim Clad Buttocks (complete with sewn on patches)

First two albums very good, then the fatal mistake, they believed the hype...

Where abouts Mick? I've never had a problem finding an Irish bar in France to watch the footy...

Moly

*Leaves note next to last remaining bottle of gin* Dear DulwichMum, we would be honoured if you would grace us with your presence and be our special guest of honour on the Grand Opening night of the revamped bar - Shenanigans - on 1st August @ 8.00pm; Happy Hour 8-9pm - all gin drinks 2 for 1; First 50 customers free botle of gin; Complimentary G&T with every chicken in a basket order; Free entry to prize draw - Win a case of gin! RSVP...

Font

Way On Down - Elvis And His Pelvis

Wishing On A Star - Beyonce And Her Bootylicious Booty

Bruce

Kung Fu Fighting - Carl Douglas And His Lardy Arse

Wishing I Was Lucky - Wet Wet Wet

Lucky Number - Lena Lovich

God

Dance Away - Roxy Music

Crouch = long ball game = not the Spurs way